tuesday newstrip

A man is in a critical condition in hospital after being rescued from a magazine cover featuring weight-loss plans • unhappy bat complains about closure of another low-cost carrier this week • Bar Refaeli posts photo of two gold kiwifruit weeping • mobile phone users crashed into a dam in the state's south • a porn performer who tested positive for HIV has admitted to shaming his country & poorly handling a defection attempt by his former police chief • we watch plants cope during bathtime • those who ate Kevin Rudd have suffered a sharp slump in popularity • strangest game show contestants could be captive wolves who turn carbon emission into bricks • woman & police attacked by dogs were less depressed & fatigued than Batman.