Wednesday, April 29, 2020

wednesday newstrip

'Bicycles are the new toilet paper': bike sales boom as coronavirus lockdown residents crave exercise · interstellar Comet 2I/Borisov formed in a very cold environment · a malaria drug widely touted by the prissygent DoNuts SoNuts T.®ump for treating COVID-19 showed no benefit but more deaths in a large analysis of its use in U.S. veterans hospitals · AMD introduces new Ryzen 3 chips for gamers on a budget · the Australian government is to spend $94m to begin building up a stockpile of crude oil – but will initially store the fuel in the United States · under GarGOyLE's entertainment section: 'art thief uses sledgehammer to steal priceless van Gogh painting' · count stars in the Southern Cross during Dark Sky Week & help measure light pollution around the world.

Wednesday, April 22, 2020

wednesday newstrip

NASA's OSIRIS-REx spacecraft aces asteroid-sampling dress rehearsal · Kmart pulls Disney Frozen II kids diary after mum finds x-rated list of sex toys & positions inside · US prissygent DoNuts SoNuts T.®ump accused of going into campaign mode after showing, at a task force briefing, selectively edited videos containing praise by one of his most trenchant critics · U. K. Plum Molester Bore-us Brownstone missed five early emergency meetings about the coronavirus outbreak, a senior minister has admitted · Massive Animal Crossing: New Horizons datamine reveals exciting potential features · interest in underground bunkers in New Zealand surges as America's wealthy elite eager to escape COVID-ravaged US.

Monday, April 20, 2020

Today the
postman brought
me the carapace
of Kara Thrace. I
turned turtle.

Friday, April 17, 2020

An orca

watches the hot-air balloon of the Montgolfier brothers

pass above the waters of Antarctica.

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

wednesday newstrip

UK health officials have slammed arsonists who targeted 5G towers in response to conspiracy theories the technology is spreading coronavirus · journo who investigated Joe Exotic & his zoo slams Hollywood for "fetishizing" him · global pact takes shape as nations scramble to contain coronavirus oil price crash · peak medical groups have criticised the Australian celebrity chef Pete Evans for suggesting that a $15,000 "subtle energy platform" could be used to treat coronavirus, saying such claims are baseless, ill-informed & dangerous · prissygent DoNuts SoNuts T.®ump’s new campaign ad attacking Joe PoliBident as soft on China & coronavirus is drawing attention for its ugly xenophobia · a gigantic asteroid the size of a mountain will speed past Earth later this month.

Saturday, April 11, 2020

Today the
postman brought
me a pterodactyl.
I'd actually asked
for some pommes
de terre au gratin
but these days
you take what
you can get, &
are grateful for it.

Wednesday, April 08, 2020

wednesday newstrip

The DoNuts T.®ump administration fired the U.S. pandemic response team in 2018 to cut costs · quasars can trigger tsunamis that tear across galaxies & snuff out star formation · Uranus has started leaking gas, NASA scientists confirm · false eyelashes market rapidly increasing in size globally · Australian Pram Minister Scat SorrySon has committed the Australian nation to God during times of "great need and suffering" · Antarctica has just had its first recorded heatwave · after discovering a doomsday asteroid was approaching Earth, world leaders created the COVID-19 pandemic in an effort to distract the world population & force everyone to spend time with their families during Earth's final days.

Thursday, April 02, 2020



Wednesday, April 01, 2020

wednesday newstrip

DoNuts T.®ump approval rating rises as he responds to the coronavirus outbreak · squids’ gene-editing superpowers may unlock human cures · a large asteroid ignored social distancing norms over the weekend · can I have sex while self-isolating from COVID-19? · Facebook revenue slips as usage leaps during pandemic · a Married At First Sight contestant has revealed that thieves broke into her house & stole her sex toys · despite the prissygent's rhetoric that the US would not rely on foreign nations for help, T.®ump privately appeals to Asia & Europe for medical help to fight coronavirus · Vanessa Romito drops bomb about Stacey Hampton which could break Michael Goonan's heart right back.