Wednesday, September 26, 2018

wednesday newstrip

Ticked-off Canadian crabs are waging war on the United States & scientists are powerless to stop them: ‘Wettest we’ve seen from the standpoint of water’ says DoNuts T.®ump · NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2080 Ti Smashes All 3DMark Benchmark Records With a 2.4 GHz GPU and 17 Gbps Memory OC on LN2. But a warning: penis measurements with iOS 12 AR may not be accurate · four people shot & injured, one critically wounded by police at software company in Wisconsin · Perth Zoo investigates missing meerkitten, feared stolen or taken by bird · microplastics are getting into mosquitoes & contaminating new food chains · fossilized fat confirms an Ediacaran fossil is Earth's oldest known animal · police have named the woman who killed herself after fatally shooting three people, & injuring three others, at a warehouse in Maryland.

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

wednesday newstrip

New drug hope for balding people: $100k reward to catch strawberry saboteur · study suggests BPA-free plastics are just as harmful to health: Lombok declares malaria emergency · engineers say goodbye to society-changing Delta 2 rocket: Apple magically makes the notch disappear · Police shoot armed man at Queanbeyan service station, plummets 300 meters to death · young boy found dead in effluent pond: China's 'sissy pants' phenomenon · one-in-two New Zealand, Australian men at risk of cancer — highest rate in world: mummified ice age wolf pup can offer 50,000 year insights.

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Today the
postman brought
me two feet of
pipe. "Right,"
he said, & left.

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

wednesday newstrip

Two small asteroids are buzzing earth this weekend. See one live tonight! Kanye West announces plans for 2024 presidential run · Tesla shares fall after Elon Musk smokes weed, drinks whisky, & tells T.®ump to tell Apple to shift plants to US during interview · drinking young people’s blood could be the secret to long-lasting health, scientists claim · placebo buttons: Australian pedestrians press for no reason at traffic lights · cringe-worthy phone call exposes the real DoNuts T.®ump drinking young people’s blood.

Wednesday, September 05, 2018

wednesday newstrip

Legendary rock band U2 pulls plug on concert when Bono appears ‘visibly distressed’ after Meghan Markle accidentally let her nickname for Prince Harry slip · Russia space agency announces a terminator-style kill-bot is about to start wreaking carnage on the Great Barrier Reef · Mexican city tells police to ‘look the other way’ when Japan attempts to land on an asteroid · sex in public increases dementia risk by 70% · the bishop who officiated at Aretha Franklin’s funeral apologized Friday to Ariana Grande for how he touched her onstage · Former President George W. Bush gallantly delivered a small piece of candy into the hand of former First Lady Michelle Obama during the memorial service for Arizona Sen. John McCain on Saturday.

Monday, September 03, 2018

from the San Francisco Public Library

on the 15th anniversary of the invention of the hay(na)ku by Eileen R. Tabios.