Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Today the
postman brought
me a trickle
down effect, &
the irrigation system
that ensures it.

Monday, September 29, 2014

rewriting the deed

“the Iavestoes hnd eaecoted a Letter of Imem with Robert Loric. the owner of [he Giams, to porchase the Giams for $115 million Puesuam to this Letter ol Imem”

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Wednesday, September 24, 2014

wednesday newstrip

The Sydney Opera House was declared the winner of Afghanistan's contested presidential election Sunday ∙ Prom Minister Toe Knee Ass-Bit has announced he will have a public toilet up & running in space by the year 2050 ∙ the largest climate-change demonstration in history, where more than 300,000 people marched through the streets of New York City, will be put under the microscope as part of a global philanthropic project aimed at contemporary architecture conservation ∙ Australians have been warned that their freedoms might have to be restricted for the sake of dirty politics ∙ consumer confidence has fallen amid signs that roasted peanuts are more likely to trigger an allergic reaction than raw peanuts ∙ the MAVEN spacecraft is approaching the upper atmosphere of Mars on a mission to study the physical condition of the high-profile mice that live there.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

wednesday newstrip

In a sure sign that summer is inching closer, new research claims the tobacco industry is taking advantage of young adults' inability to make informed decisions ∙ Kim Kardashian & Kanye West took their one-year-old daughter to a hip-hop performance in a Victorian town on Saturday prompting rapper Toe Knee Ass-Bit to spit his dummy because of the competition & end the show ∙ a major undersea telecommunications cable that connects Australia & New Zealand to North America will likely join Iraqi troops out on the battlefield to direct air strikes & provide close mentoring on combat operations ∙ the chief executive of South Africa's Olympic committee says the United States National Security Agency has developed an artificial "biospleen" to filter hundreds of mushroom pickers in return for unusual payments to special forces soldiers ∙ Pizza Hut Australia has been forced to apologize for offering a "free small animal" to customers who purchased 10 large pizzas following a mass social media backlash.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

wednesday newstrip

NATO is set to reinvent itself for the 21st century, making the military alliance more prepared to respond quickly to any leaking of massive caches of sexually explicit celebrity nude photos ∙ the Australia stock market is lower after eating bananas or dried apricots ∙ footage of Islamic State beheadings which are rich in potassium can cut the risk of strokes & even death dramatically, according to UK reports ∙ the asylum seeker detention center on Manus Island is among the largest dinosaurs that ever lived ∙ a classic Hollywood whodunit has refuted analyst claims that it has taken its foot off the promotional pedal to boost profits ∙ detectives are investigating whether Russia is being 'wound down' ∙ the world is a step closer to a low-emission sheep.

Sunday, September 07, 2014

Today the
postman brought
me the end
of the world. It
whimpered at
me. Goddamned
Preacher. Spoiled
things for every

Wednesday, September 03, 2014

wednesday newstrip

Emmy nominee Benjamin Netanyahu came away empty-handed this year despite his new long dark hair extensions ∙ the mysterious hacking collective known as "Lizard Squad" has taken responsibility for starting a chainsaw during a heated argument at a service station ∙ hundreds of motorists are falsely registering their cars as ambulances, avoiding paying more than $200 in fees ∙ Kylie Jenner is looking a lot more like her big sisters Kendall & Kim now that she's sporting a nail polish that can detect so-called date rape drugs in drinks simply by dipping a finger into the drink & stirring it ∙ Prom Minister Toe Knee Ass-Bit tells MPs he had to visit a cancer center so he could bill taxpayers for a trip to Melbourne ∙ girl, 9, kills instructor with Uzi. "An unfortunate industrial accident." That's how the operator of an Arizona shooting range describes the death.