Wednesday, July 26, 2017

wednesday newstrip

White House counselor Kellyanne Conway wouldn’t have lasted a week in the Bush administration, according to President George W. Bush’s chief ethics lawyer · Sean Spicer stole a mini fridge from junior Wheat House staffers · Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is growing increasingly frustrated with the T®ump administration & could quit before the year is through, according to reports · to some on the extreme right, Arizona Senator John McCain is a traitor worthy of scorn, presumably because of his willingness to work with Democrats · Jared Kushner's explanations on Russia reveal a man wholly unsuited to his job · Precedent T®ump spoke before a small crowd of Boy Scouts today.

Monday, July 24, 2017

Today the
postman brought
me his new
libretto, called
The Pantoum
of The Opera-
ting Theater
. I
suggested a slight
name change &
a relocation of the
story. “Might work
then,” I told him.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Game of Thrones wins ratings with record audience but Saudi Arabian video of woman in miniskirt comes a close second · woman seriously injured after bag becomes stuck in escalating tensions between India & China · the Reserve Bank of Australia signals higher rate path by launching a $3.50 'neutral rate' hamburger · alien ships near Saturn? Ex-NASA scientist claims news of their existence is not fake · the giant iceberg known as A-68 that was produced in the Antarctic last week is the cutest thing ever sent into space.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Israeli diplomat says fixing his toilet is more important than the UNESCO Hebron resolution · Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion · campaigners against nuclear weapons are urging the Australian government to stop clinging to the belief the country will be protected by the United States' possession of weapons of mass destruction · Republicans blast DoNuts T®ump's idea to form cyber security unit with Voldemort Putain · the T®ump Wheat House keeps mixing up the names of Asian countries & their leaders' titles · Whoops! T®ump chases down marine in the hope of getting blown.

Wednesday, July 05, 2017

wednesday newstrip

A kangaroo who became disruptive when told it couldn't take a chainsaw on a plane was ordered off the flight · a dead fish has been found dressed up & tied to a chair on the side of a road in Melbourne's outer north-east · a Spanish court says a bungee jumping instructor's poor English may have led a 17-year-old Dutch woman to jump to her death without being connected by rope to a viaduct in northern Spain two years ago. The girl heard "now jump" instead of "no jump," the court ruling stated · new analysis of plasma clouds ejected by the sun suggest solar eruptions behave like a sneeze · Australians have little confidence in USeless Precedent DoNuts T®ump & worldwide he is viewed as arrogant, intolerant & dangerous, according to a new US study.

Tuesday, July 04, 2017



Saturday, July 01, 2017

Can we
stop moving now?

a little
verse for veer.