Thursday, September 21, 2017

transport corps

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

wednesday newstrip

What shape is that galaxy? Here's a likely model — Sydney bride holds out a DoNut bouquet on her wedding day · Consent condoms' confusing DoNut-themed packaging appears to promote rape by including a DoNut instead of spelling out Do Not · Melbourne man has cyanide poisoning after self-medicating with apricot kernels to stop his cancer · illegal miners boast of 'massacring' uncontacted Amazon tribe · 'Fluffy' the shark to be returned to the ocean · your future sex robot could be hacked & programmed to murder you.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

a distant neck of the words

Sacred art is electrodes
to the temples, gives any

surface the illusion of
depth for both art lover

& the casual browser. It is
something of a cinematic

essay-memoir, an apparent
parallax shift crafted from

the finest fabrics & an expo-
nent of the power function.

Monday, September 18, 2017

A line from Emmeline Pankhurst

I find it so cool that I'm able, in
this way, to connect with people
I admire & can learn from. It's
not perfect by any means. There

are always some podcasts that
I can't listen to — those that
come down on the robotic
rather than the organic side

of the line; the ones that are
obnoxiously overbearing; or are
made just to score political points
& are intended entirely for men.

Sunday, September 17, 2017

a    moral

Saturday, September 16, 2017

ersatz crocodiles have

modern & up to date

handsome husbands
&/or wives.

their own enclosure
in the local water
treatment plant.

by virtue of their ad-
vanced technology
imposed a largely
mono-cultural state.

a certain exotic zing
in addition to the usual
postmodern touches.

Friday, September 15, 2017


Thursday, September 14, 2017


I am driving. Sub-
marine sonar pings in
my brain. My eyes are

full of sugar cane haul-
out trucks. My mouth
is empty of ashes.

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

wednesday newstrip

DoNuts T®ump 'jealous of Kuwaiti ruler's plane because it's bigger than his' · plastic surgery addict left with permanent erection after botched nose job · model proudly flaunts monobrow · Nintendo can't promise you'll get an echidna for Christmas · Equifax says support for same-sex marriage may have affected 143 million in the US · Stiff Banana, DoNuts T®ump’s former chief strategist, dished on how the resurfacing of T®ump’s 2005 interview with Billy Bush last October served as a “litmus test” of who was & wasn’t loyal.

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

on the waterfront

Sunday, September 10, 2017











Saturday, September 09, 2017


Wednesday, September 06, 2017

wednesday newstrip

T®ump returns to Harvey-hit Texas telling reporters he had seen "a lot of discount Aldi garden furniture" in the devastation the storm left behind · Melbourne families brawl over five rare Campbell Island ewes & unborn lambs slaughtered as North Korea detonates sixth & most powerful nuclear test · inside Europe's most exclusive, debaucherous nightclub, sperm chill out when their bloke is high · a Chinese tourist whose efforts to perform a breast implant procedure on a beauty salon manager resulted in her patient's death has been charged with manslaughter · three far-right activists who staged a mock beheading in protest of plans to build a mosque have been found guilty, convicted, & fined of a criminal offence under Victoria's racial vilification laws · Nobel laureate Malala lashes Suu Kyi's silence on Myanmar killings.

Tuesday, September 05, 2017

geographies: Campaspe

Sunday, September 03, 2017


Saturday, September 02, 2017

Tooth Function

Cutting & crushing
& curved back-

wards. Much like
fan blades with a

rigid, hybrid de-
sign. Keeps the

mouth cool. Like
menthol. Turns

the tongue numb.
On demand.