Amber

A figure was passing slowly
along the path. Faint click
of cutlery against plate. This
terrain is foreign to me. He

said he possessed information,
information that someone did
not want circulated. Brown
& green, with a small geometric

pattern. It was a design game,
graphs & notes all over, new
pieces in an old puzzle. Let’s start
out with physical sensations.

Put the two in peculiar order,
he said. One of the place’s
passing figures has failed to
pass. Sourced from Zelazny.

wednesday newstrip

Game of Thrones wins ratings with record audience but Saudi Arabian video of woman in miniskirt comes a close second · woman seriously injured after bag becomes stuck in escalating tensions between India & China · the Reserve Bank of Australia signals higher rate path by launching a $3.50 'neutral rate' hamburger · alien ships near Saturn? Ex-NASA scientist claims news of their existence is not fake · the giant iceberg known as A-68 that was produced in the Antarctic last week is the cutest thing ever sent into space.

coty

geographies: Dothan, AL

Forests of pine are re-
placed by peanuts. Cross-

contamination occurs,
confirmed in studies that prove

the hypothesis that fish
protection devices are

unlikely to be present in
constructed watercourses.

phitamin

preparing for the baccalaureate

Side ways
in the marshes of
in the marches of
in the manner of
the marquis de
Sade

he would take his
pet alligator for a walk
& explain to it the
differences between
Queensbury & Tuscany.

Brahms' Lullaby

A loosely structured substance
or a low threshold requirement
such as a grocer or newsagent
is not enough to generate the
derivation of extrinsic inter-
pretations. In Japanese, "my"
or "mine" can be expressed as
watashi no. Such possessives

are not strongly distinct in
meaning from a cluster of
properties or winter apparel
like scarves. Elsewhere, the
higher ranks wonder if a basic
grasp of menial skills alone will
be enough to carry them through.
The answer to that is both yes & no.

credible inventions

The independence referendum is
neck & neck, perfect for whole
class activities or a calcium
supplement without magnesium
in it. I've seen it a lot on reddit.

wednesday newstrip

Israeli diplomat says fixing his toilet is more important than the UNESCO Hebron resolution · Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion · campaigners against nuclear weapons are urging the Australian government to stop clinging to the belief the country will be protected by the United States' possession of weapons of mass destruction · Republicans blast DoNuts T®ump's idea to form cyber security unit with Voldemort Putain · the T®ump Wheat House keeps mixing up the names of Asian countries & their leaders' titles · Whoops! T®ump chases down marine in the hope of getting blown.

cage

technocracy

gryphon

wednesday newstrip

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The seaside park

Okay.
Can we
stop moving now?

Feeling  
a little
verse for veer.

geographies: Angkor Wat

wednesday newstrip

A popular flea product has been pulled from shelves over fears it's poisoned a number of cats · private space company SpaceX launched a rocket carrying a satellite from Florida's Kennedy Space Center with a previously used All Blacks haka as its first-stage booster · this is apparently the new BMW X3 — the upcoming Audi Q5 rival has been leaked online ahead of its official reveal in completely unmasked, if low resolution, images · followers & descendants of Tūhoe prophet Rua Kēnana want to revive their Israelite religion. They gathered for their last whānau hui in Rotorua, ahead of a statutory apology they will soon receive, for the illegal wrong-doings by the crown to their spiritual leader & his followers over a century ago · arcane new rules prohibit restaurants grilling medium-rare burger · if David Lynch designed a planet, it would be Uranus. Much like every episode of Twin Peaks: The Return, Uranus is fiercely unique and weirdly endearing, even though it makes no fucking sense.

In the night, passing

Topography

sometimes / spam accidentally / gets it right

ON BEHALF AND AUTHORIZED RIGHT OF PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP.

I'M MRS.MELANIA TRUMP AND THE CONTENT OF BELLOW MESSAGE
IS SIGNED AND APPROVED BY UNITED BANK OF AMERICA
AND BY THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF.
Ah, the only man who bellows when he tweets.

wednesday newstrip

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T®(ump's)easure Island

Today the
postman brought
me a distressed
ukelele. It was
another gift; but
unlike the earlier
cello, this time
there were no
strings attached.

angular potshots

I am riding the train into London.

It has now been turned into a floating museum.

It saves me money over the year on my off-peak trips.

Our accommodation has an established riding school on site.

It has been lovingly restored from its days as a bunk house for children.

After a hard day on the slopes, just settle down & pull up the drawbridge.

revisiting giorgio #2

still
moving

wednesday newstrip

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