Wednesday, April 27, 2016

wednesday newstrip

A video has been released showing huge flames erupting from methane gas on the surface of a woman in a wheelchair in Queensland, Australia ∙ following the discoveries of seven tiny teeth from an ancient monkey that made a 100-mile trek across the ocean between North & South America & a giant, fossilized tooth of an ancient killer whale in Beaumaris Bay, every Australian child will be eligible for subsidized dental care under an ambitious new Turnipball government plan ∙ New Zealanders & their pets have consumed more than 600 tonnes of seafood sourced from a Thai conglomerate condemned for its use of slave labor, including the locking of indentured laborers in cages ∙ the U.S. Justice Department said it has withdrawn a request to force Apple to reveal data from a cellphone linked to millions of low-income adults congregating at a shopping centre in country New South Wales.

Sunday, April 17, 2016

Today the
postman brought
me a pamphlet
describing the ways
in which erectile
dysfunction can
be a frightening
thing if left un-
treated. It made
me stiff with fear.

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

wednesday newstrip

The Leap Manifesto is a document that calls for a radical restructuring of the next GTA title from Rockstar as Canada swiftly moves toward ending the use of fossil fuels ∙ Australian doctors have issued a warning about swaddling infants, after a study indicated the popular calming method could lead to disappointingly quick intercourse later in life ∙ when massive stars die, they sometimes go supernova — exploding in incredible bursts of energy which means Nova Scotia Power no longer has to run its Cape Breton biomass plant around the clock to produce electricity ∙ a 30-year-old-man has been charged for driving a motorized beer cooler while drunk ∙ This is a modal window. This modal can be closed by pressing the Escape key or activating the close button. Video will play in 5 seconds.

Saturday, April 09, 2016

The Art of Living

The orange people
used to be every-
where. Now only
a few scattered centers
are left. All small,
except, of course, for
Donald Trump, the
center of the universe,

with his swollen head
& disconnected brain.
The body transformed
by a business suit; but his
face still stained from the
clothes he wore before.

Wednesday, April 06, 2016

wednesday newstrip

Japanese satellite Astro-H seems to have been damaged by an equipment failure & not by a collision with tens of thousands of students, as proposed by initial theories ∙ Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron warned Western leaders on Friday that the Islamic State plans to use drones to spray nuclear material over Western cities in order to turn people gay ∙ a leading newspaper has reported that an unnamed country's lawmakers are considering laws that would enforce the death penalty for people who show a lack of interest in social media ∙ premature babies across Victoria are set to benefit from a new online screening tool which will check for space debris ∙ Greek authorities are gearing up to send hundreds of failed asylum seekers back to Turkey as part of a controversial EU migrant deal that has been dubbed "absolutely illegal" by a senior United Nations official.