Monday, July 30, 2018

House servants of German-Bohemian descent

are cut off from all emotion & magic

become polymers, either in solution for coating thin films or as particles for construction

contact the manufacturer directly to receive a quote

don't participate in non-violent revolution

encourage their youth & people to attend public hospitals in France

find that silence is full of music

grapple continually with millions of animated graphics & images

have yet to provide a historical basis for their claims of an ancient origin

identify & analyze the most important trends shaping our world

join other European countries responding negatively to the ANZ Bank considering off-shoring 600 jobs

keep records written in either Czech, German, or Latin

learn sexual skills at a young age because they don’t have the internet

manage the most uncompassionate, inflexible airline around

narrow down their options, pack their bags, & get ready to go

operate a newly-commissioned US Navy attack submarine with an Xbox 360 controller

promote high-trust executives who fail to engender innovation by creative personnel

question the words of the mighty JIMMY

reinforce the precepts of mumbo-jumbo with the use of flash cards & black balaclavas

shoot wolves

think that integrity is the sine qua non of public women's shelters

undermine the foundations of democracy with unchecked party elites

validate their tickets when on trains in Italy by finding a funny looking green-blue box at the entrance of a platform & then waving their ticket on it until a green light blinks

will, under no circumstances, transfer to any other party the typefaces &/or fonts used in any Rolling Stone article

xray themselves regularly to ensure they're not being overrun by gallstones

yawn purely to puzzle scientists

zone out if icecream kolaches aren't included along with their coffee

Thursday, July 26, 2018


Wednesday, July 25, 2018

wednesday newstrip

Iranian president warns DoNuts T®ump of 'mother of all wars' over anti-Iran policy · FBI documents used to wiretap former T®ump campaign adviser in Russia probe released · the Palestinian Authority claimed on Saturday that the Palestinians have managed to “incapacitate” US President DoNuts T®ump’s yet-to-be-announced plan for peace in the Middle East, which has been referred to as the “ultimate deal” or the “deal of the century” · Michael Cohen privately questions T®ump's fitness to be president. DoNuts T®ump does the same · a Russian asbestos company placed a seal with the face of President DoNuts T®ump on their product with the note "Approved by DoNuts T®ump, 45th President of the United States" · scientists discover 99-million year old snake 'frozen in time' inside amber, note its resemblance to a certain unnamed American precedent.

Monday, July 23, 2018

Now that DoNuts T®ump

has re-aroused the enmity of the north side of the 38th parallel, it must be time to re-refer to this striking & insightful piece, one of many wonderful items from YØUNG-HAE CHANG HEAVY INDUSTRIES.

Saturday, July 21, 2018

geographies: Gin Gin

Thursday, July 19, 2018

Impressions of Duluth

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

wednesday newstrip

US could lose its access to the International Space Station for nearly a year following third-degree burns from coming into contact with giant hogweed · US Justice League has announced charges against 12 senior level Russian officials for hacking the Democratic National Commitee & Hilarity Clit_on’s emails during the 2016 presidential election · 'It was complete madness': fights break out as families queue for Build-A-Bear 'Pay Your Age Day' · DoNuts T®ump gives interview in which he criticizes Theresa Maypole, then dismisses UK newspaper publication as 'fake news' · supporters of the precedent were out in force in London on Saturday, at a rally outside the new US Embassy in London, with speakers from UKIP, the Football Lads Alliance, & For Britain all in attendance · rat triggers blackout at Australian ballet.

Monday, July 16, 2018

geographies: Finch Hatton

Friday, July 13, 2018

Bollywood Boogie-Woogie

Thursday, July 12, 2018

word placement

Headline #1

Truckie not Emmanuel Xiberras guilty over fatal Sydney crash

Headline #2

Truck driver not guilty of grandmother ‘rubbish bag on road’ death

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

wednesday newstrip

Coles announces huge backflip over single-use plastic bag ban · LG patent reveals full-screen foldable phone concept with clamshell design · rhino poachers eaten by lions in South Africa · new wasp species with a giant stinger discovered in Amazonia · Mayor of London Sadiq Khan will allow protesters to fly a six meter high blimp portraying US President DoNuts T®ump as an orange, snarling baby over UK Parliament during the President's upcoming visit, it has been announced · Environmental Destruction Agency chief Scat Prunetit finds God in a lump of coal as he resigns: "I believe you are serving as President today because of God's providence. I believe that same providence brought me into your service. My desire in service to you has always been to bless you as you make important decisions for the American people."

Monday, July 09, 2018

lite kite flite

Friday, July 06, 2018

fingers / reach to / touch the sea

Thursday, July 05, 2018

Kingfisher assimilation

Charles Olson sits on the
fence near the letter-box,
turquoise frockcoat out-
standing in the early sun-
light. His waistcoat seems
washed out in comparison,
almost stained, but it has
a subtlety of color about it

that one gradually becomes
attuned to. He has changed
somewhat since the last time
I set eyes on him, has become
his own avatar. What has not
changed is the will to change.

Wednesday, July 04, 2018

wednesday newstrip

Australian astronomers ponder mounting evidence microbial life may ‘hitch-hike’ between planets & the stars as Justice Anthony Kennedy's retirement gives DoNuts T®ump a new opportunity to shape America · ex Orwellstralian Pram Minister John HowHard warns footage showing officers violently attacking prisoners inside a Western Australian prison shows how China could use its expats to grow influence in Australia & the region · French President Emmanuel Macron reinstates national service for all 16-year-olds, puts forward as example of possible outcomes Millennial beating veteran Democrat in shock New York victory · Leonardo DiCaprio shares first look at Charles Manson-inspired 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' in which Apple & Samsung finally settle their years-long smartphone patents squabble · Spice Girls reunion tour is happening: Mum shares sickening photo to warn of common playground mistake.