Wednesday, July 25, 2018
Iranian president warns DoNuts T®ump of 'mother of all wars' over anti-Iran policy · FBI documents used to wiretap former T®ump campaign adviser in Russia probe released · the Palestinian Authority claimed on Saturday that the Palestinians have managed to “incapacitate” US President DoNuts T®ump’s yet-to-be-announced plan for peace in the Middle East, which has been referred to as the “ultimate deal” or the “deal of the century” · Michael Cohen privately questions T®ump's fitness to be president. DoNuts T®ump does the same · a Russian asbestos company placed a seal with the face of President DoNuts T®ump on their product with the note "Approved by DoNuts T®ump, 45th President of the United States" · scientists discover 99-million year old snake 'frozen in time' inside amber, note its resemblance to a certain unnamed American precedent.
Monday, July 23, 2018
Wednesday, July 18, 2018
US could lose its access to the International Space Station for nearly a year following third-degree burns from coming into contact with giant hogweed · US Justice League has announced charges against 12 senior level Russian officials for hacking the Democratic National Commitee & Hilarity Clit_on’s emails during the 2016 presidential election · 'It was complete madness': fights break out as families queue for Build-A-Bear 'Pay Your Age Day' · DoNuts T®ump gives interview in which he criticizes Theresa Maypole, then dismisses UK newspaper publication as 'fake news' · supporters of the precedent were out in force in London on Saturday, at a rally outside the new US Embassy in London, with speakers from UKIP, the Football Lads Alliance, & For Britain all in attendance · rat triggers blackout at Australian ballet.
Thursday, July 12, 2018
Wednesday, July 11, 2018
Coles announces huge backflip over single-use plastic bag ban · LG patent reveals full-screen foldable phone concept with clamshell design · rhino poachers eaten by lions in South Africa · new wasp species with a giant stinger discovered in Amazonia · Mayor of London Sadiq Khan will allow protesters to fly a six meter high blimp portraying US President DoNuts T®ump as an orange, snarling baby over UK Parliament during the President's upcoming visit, it has been announced · Environmental Destruction Agency chief Scat Prunetit finds God in a lump of coal as he resigns: "I believe you are serving as President today because of God's providence. I believe that same providence brought me into your service. My desire in service to you has always been to bless you as you make important decisions for the American people."
Wednesday, July 04, 2018
Australian astronomers ponder mounting evidence microbial life may ‘hitch-hike’ between planets & the stars as Justice Anthony Kennedy's retirement gives DoNuts T®ump a new opportunity to shape America · ex Orwellstralian Pram Minister John HowHard warns footage showing officers violently attacking prisoners inside a Western Australian prison shows how China could use its expats to grow influence in Australia & the region · French President Emmanuel Macron reinstates national service for all 16-year-olds, puts forward as example of possible outcomes Millennial beating veteran Democrat in shock New York victory · Leonardo DiCaprio shares first look at Charles Manson-inspired 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' in which Apple & Samsung finally settle their years-long smartphone patents squabble · Spice Girls reunion tour is happening: Mum shares sickening photo to warn of common playground mistake.