Today the post- woman brought me the new collection of short poems by DoNuts T.®ump entitled Massive fraud has been found. A sample example:They talk about glitches. How many glitches did they find? Oh, gee, we had a glitch, 5000 votes. We’re like a third-world country.The book is edited by Rudlie Giulieandlieandlie & selected copies are signed in hair- product by both RuG & the DTs.
Monday, November 30, 2020
Thursday, November 26, 2020
The orchestra under the cypress tree kicks into life. A few bars; & then the scene we're watching on the small screen is replicated on a larger canvas that still permits the original viewing platform to be included in the corner, picture- within-picture style, framed by the only thing that might be a goal were it not for the pawn on top. Or maybe it was the other way around & downsizing has occurred. No spectators to see the "world game" shrunk to three a-side. The château now a simple manor house. A lone pianola.
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine triggers robust immune response in older adults, peer-reviewed study says · Hubble captures a black hole's 'shadow beams,' yawning across space · sorry, Animal Crossing time travelers, you can’t skip ahead to the holidays · Afghanistan war crimes inquiry includes 'possibly the most disgraceful episode in Australia's military history', but it's completely redacted · Mo'Nique demands an apology from Tyler Perry after Will Smith & Janet Hubert make amends · Kyle Rittenhouse, the teenager charged with shooting 3 protesters in Kenosha, has posted $2 million bail & is no longer in custody.
Saturday, November 21, 2020
Wednesday, November 18, 2020
Celebrity Hillsong pastor Carl Lentz’s alleged lover tells all about tryst with Justin Bieber’s mate · Nafamostat mesylate initially reduces SARS-CoV-2 viral loads in hamsters, study finds · DoNuts GoNuts T.®ump does a slow motorcade drive-by through supporters gathered near the Wheat House on the way to his Virginia golf club · several Xbox Series X users are reporting a variety of hardware issues, including smoky consoles · Iyanka T.®umpledforeskin roasted over double standards in Alaska election call · Al-Qaeda’s second-in-command, indicted in the United States for the 1998 bombings of its embassies in Tanzania & Kenya, was secretly shot & killed in Tehran by two Israeli operatives on a motorcycle, reportedly at the behest of the United States.
Wednesday, November 11, 2020
Ancient meteorite hints Mars had water before there was life on Earth · Netflix's SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run: Keanu Reeves' Sage steals the show · final T.®ump days ripe for settling scores, pardoning allies · a woman shed infectious coronavirus particles for at least 70 days without showing symptoms, a study found · scientists 3D print microscopic Star Trek spaceship that moves on its own · Sony is slyly sneaking a PS5 Remote Play app onto people’s PS4 consoles · the soon-to-be ex-precedent's personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani held a press conference in the carpark of a landscaping business, next to an adult shop & a crematorium. Theme: ashes to ashes, dust to dildos.
Sunday, November 08, 2020
Saw the Donald on TV today, his face all pasty & puffy. & if I was asked I'd have to say he looks a lot like an orange roughy. He'd just spent two days in the fallout shelter, wailing at the wall. Had spent two days in the fallout shelter, weeping at the call. Now emerges, blinking in the light, looking cheated, so pale & wan. Emerges as the teleprompter quotes Villon. Où sont les votes d'antan?
Wednesday, November 04, 2020
Monkeys may have self-domesticated just like humans did, study suggests · the Razer Iskur gaming chair encourages perfect posture at a steep cost · 7 luxury hand sanitisers that won't look out of place in your handbag · Phasmophobia is out-selling Baldur’s Gate 3, Cyberpunk 2077, & The Outer Worlds on Steam · sea-ice loss to disrupt almost all Arctic chemistry & ecosystems · extracellular matrix molecule tenascin-C plays a role in glaucoma by regulating inflammatory processes · Australian lobsters have been stranded on the tarmac at a Chinese airport prompting fears seafood could become the next victim of escalating trade tensions · Sean Connery's widow reveals actor battled dementia before his death: 'It took its toll on him.'