Today the post-
woman brought me
the new collection
of short poems by
DoNuts T.®ump
entitled Massive 
fraud has been 
found. 

A sample example:
They talk about 
glitches. How many 
glitches did they 
find? Oh, gee, we 
had a glitch, 5000 
votes. We’re like a 
third-world country. 
The book is 
edited by Rudlie
Giulieandlieandlie
& selected copies
are signed in hair-
product by both
RuG & the DTs.