Wednesday, April 24, 2019

wednesday newstrip

New hope for DoNuts T.®ump after scientists restore 'some' brain activity in slaughtered pigs · there's one thing great white sharks are really afraid of — that Huawei's new 50x SuperZoom camera on its P30 Pro smartphone can read their pin number when they're drawing out cash · T.®ump has told Fox News' Spawned Insannity that wind energy was unreliable because the wind "only blows sometimes" · a Florida teenager believed to be armed & "infatuated" with the Columbine massacre has been found dead by authorities in Colorado · a new YouTube tool aimed at preventing misinformation incorrectly linked a video of the burning spire of Notre Dame to the September 11 terror attacks in New York by using boxes purporting to provide context to the footage but which, instead, described the 2001 attacks · a Googler "who was in Charleston 1295 on Thursday, April 4" has been diagnosed with measles so be careful opening your Gmail if you haven't been vaccinated.

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

wednesday newstrip

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West do Vogue’s 73 Questions · Israel's Bearshit spacecraft crashes on Moon · Amazon's human helpers are quietly listening in on some Alexa recordings · Black hole revealed in stunning world-first image · fossils of previously unknown human species discovered in cave in the Philippines · Meghan enjoys the time-honored ritual of women wearing their man's clothes · woman jailed for bludgeoning man to death with Virgin Mary statue, tin of mangoes.

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

wednesday newstrip

Melee player quits match over opponent's jigglypuff stalling · tragic shooting of rapper Nipsey Hussle caught on CCTV, vigil descends into chaos · tourists flee as falling slabs of Icelandic glacier create huge waves · JioSaavn, Gaana slash annual subscription prices by 70% to take on Spotify, YouTube Music · Catholic priests burn 'sacrilegious' Harry Potter books & Twilight novels in Poland · nudity, anger & a resignation, but no Brexit Plan B from British MPs · News Corp launches offensive against Labor's climate policy amid glowing budget 2019 previews.

Wednesday, April 03, 2019

wednesday newstrip

The British man who tried to flee Australia on a jetski while armed with a crossbow left a note on his abandoned four-wheel drive before his dash for freedom, telling people he was “not coming back” · police reveal reason for Melbourne’s CBD Flagstaff station chaos. A man carrying a didgeridoo was thought to be carrying a firearm & police swarmed the station · in Fallout 76's brutal new survival mode, you're either level 100 or dead meat · NASA cancels all-female spacewalk because its suits aren’t the right size for women · 102-year-old New York mobster compares himself to Jesus · T.®ump's Mexico border plan could mean no more avocados for US.