Wednesday, April 25, 2018

wednesday newstrip

T®ump to play hardball with pole-wielding, mobility scooter-riding avocado thieves who were reported to police · the northern nuclear test ground of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea will be dismantled to transparently guarantee the continuance of the intense manhunt in Waffle House shooting · a solo South Auckland mum-of-three whose benefit was cut was told it was because she had been on two Tinder dates · GPs concerned by increase in people turning to Dr Google ·why meeting Ernie and Kermit ruined my childhood dreams.

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

wednesday newstrip

Australian balls-up an hilariously fascinating farce as University of Queensland launches investigation after researchers promote Universal Medicine 'cult' · is the Destructoid community excited for God of War after James Comey compares DoNuts T®ump to a ‘mob boss’? · Syria's bold move after Beyoncé's Coachella performance failed to crush its power · San Diego's scientists span the globe to unearth new discoveries, solve deepest mysteries, such as why a suspected drunk driver crashed mum's car, then dived into an eel infested stream to avoid police · DoNuts T®ump's strike on free bowel cancer screening kit program wasn't just pure entertainment. It was a historic cultural moment.

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

wednesday newstrip

Frozen pomegranate linked to NSW hepatitis A outbreak · Pokemon Go news: creation of 'god-like' AI could doom mankind to an eternity of robot dictatorship · new book claims Megalomania T®ump bought Russell Crowe's used jockstrap at his divorce auction · plumber comes to rescue after angry cattle charge & trample cyclists · DoNuts T®ump left 'bed-ridden' & suffering from mysterious illness for three years after boob job · scientists theorize food allergies linked to baby wipes helped dinosaurs go extinct before asteroid hit Earth.

Tuesday, April 10, 2018


Living on the outskirts of Sydney, a man, going to see the strongest lightning, captured on the smartphone storm storm.

After a time, reviewing what he saw, he examined in the clouds of dark objects, one of which looked like a big CC, His second “brother” had a vague oval shape.

The witness said that in the process of watching the video I noticed, as lightning repeatedly struck in the land of dark devices with geometrically correct forms.

He also added that the strange flying machines have been well visible when bright flashes. The researchers say that a severe thunderstorm particularly attractive to UFOs, providing a kind of filling points for the aliens.

Wednesday, April 04, 2018

wednesday newstrip

Russia tests new intercontinental ballistic missile as tensions with West rise: DoNuts T®ump privately wants US out of Syria 'very soon' · does it matter to you where the grain in your bread comes from? Former Uber driver claims passengers are being scammed · hope for gonorrhoea immune drug therapy: China's defunct space lab hurtling toward Earth for re-entry · the facelifted 2019 Kia Optima confirmed as car who bit Beyoncé · 'Smallville' actress Allison Mack set to be arrested over ties to notorious sex cult: Pope Francis asks forgiveness for host of sins.