wednesday newstrip

The Sydney Opera House was declared the winner of Afghanistan's contested presidential election Sunday ∙ Prom Minister Toe Knee Ass-Bit has announced he will have a public toilet up & running in space by the year 2050 ∙ the largest climate-change demonstration in history, where more than 300,000 people marched through the streets of New York City, will be put under the microscope as part of a global philanthropic project aimed at contemporary architecture conservation ∙ Australians have been warned that their freedoms might have to be restricted for the sake of dirty politics ∙ consumer confidence has fallen amid signs that roasted peanuts are more likely to trigger an allergic reaction than raw peanuts ∙ the MAVEN spacecraft is approaching the upper atmosphere of Mars on a mission to study the physical condition of the high-profile mice that live there.