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The DoNuts T.®ump administration fired the U.S. pandemic response team in 2018 to cut costs · quasars can trigger tsunamis that tear across galaxies & snuff out star formation · Uranus has started leaking gas, NASA scientists confirm · false eyelashes market rapidly increasing in size globally · Australian Pram Minister Scat SorrySon has committed the Australian nation to God during times of "great need and suffering" · Antarctica has just had its first recorded heatwave · after discovering a doomsday asteroid was approaching Earth, world leaders created the COVID-19 pandemic in an effort to distract the world population & force everyone to spend time with their families during Earth's final days.