Monday, September 23, 2013

monday newstrip

Louisiana gator hunters bag a massive beast • Labor leadership hopeful Bill Shortening says he has the groceries needed to take the fight to Prom Minister Toe Knee Ass-Bit • scientist 'has proof' of alien life, came home to discover his taps poured nothing but Pope Francis interview • baboon steals cold beer from shopper, says it was unpaid & stranded after two Apple Stores were involved in a near-miss in the skies over Adelaide on Friday • US stocks fell on Friday as investors puzzled over details of the Federal Reserve's stimulus measures to increase rates of divorce, gays, contraception, chemical weapons, & abortion in The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK).


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