Friday, September 20, 2013

Gender Balanced

PM Toe Knee Ass-Bit announced on Monday a Cabinet with a gender balance he believes is appropriate for the times, nineteen men to one woman. A day later, Mr Ass-Bit stated that he will be the minister responsible for women's policies & programs, with the assistance of West Australian senator Michaelia Cash as minister assisting.

Four Corners' Liz Jackson reported in 2010 that Mr Ass-Bit had said in the 1970s: "I think it would be folly to expect that women will ever dominate or even approach equal representation in a large number of areas simply because their aptitudes, abilities & interests are different for physiological reasons."

Seven years ago, when the vast majority of Australian parents were privileged to be able to have their daughters vaccinated against the virus which causes cervical cancer, Mr Ass-Bit, whose views on virginity as a gift are well known, said no. "I won’t be rushing out to get my daughters vaccinated [for cervical cancer], maybe that’s because I’m a cruel, callow, callous, heartless bastard but, look, I won’t be." In Australia, cases of human papilloma virus infection have dropped nearly 60 per cent since the immunization program began.
Jenna Price: Tony Ass-Bit, minister for women? No thanks
The Sydney Morning Herald 9/19/13

& how will Michaelia Cash, the new minister assisting, perform? Here's a preview....


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