Wednesday, December 27, 2017

wednesday newstrip

The Dotard receives his Christmas wish. The U.S. has been exorcized from the surface of this planet & now shines gloriously from space. Not all good news — Israel now occupies the territory where the Wheat House once stood, & Guatemala, which used to be a beauty spot on T®ump's cheek, has now turned into a melanoma because The Dotard didn't believe climate change was real · USAmbUN Nickolodeon Hardly gave a party & nobody came · DoNuts T®ump barred from running against Putin in 2018 presidential election because he is no longer a citizen of Russia · Bitcoin extends sell-off as investors pare holiday bets. Withdraws from Sydney to Hobart yacht race because it can no longer afford to take part · Martians lay claim to that part of Planet Earth where the U.S. used to be. Nobody is left to fight back.

Thursday, December 21, 2017

now out from gradient books

Circus economies.


In this iteration, DoNuts T®ump currently has the top billing under the Big Top, but nobody is sure what rôle he is playing, &, anyway, nobody can afford to go. So again we make do by taking what is around us & reassembling it to breathe new life into it, in the process turning the main man into a stick figure prone to stumbling when the light is shone upon him.

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Wednesday, December 20, 2017

wednesday newstrip

DoNuts T®ump having difficulty deciding which century to send the United States back to. Settles on the Third, because he's fairly certain he can count that far · Chainsaw 'attackers' say they were visiting a brothel, if only with a gift card · DoNuts T®ump sets out national security strategy of 'principled realism.' Doesn't know what either word means, but is certain he can buy them from Walmart · celestial object 'not an alien spacecraft,' say Irish scientists. Nestlé announce it's their new 'Big Milo Tin' which blew away during construction · US Precedent blames mysterious 'mass of warm rock' underneath New Hampshire & Vermont for the WannaCry attack.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Bitcoin price surges as Melb couple is accused of horrifically abusing woman kept as slave for 8 years · 'I will kill you.' Coalition MPs attack AGL decision to shut Liddell coal power station · Google Maps tells you it's safe to get off the bus now that T®ump has made peace possible with his Jerusalem declaration · US warships get ready for missiles in first trilateral drills since Queens of the Stone Age singer Josh Homme kicked Kim Jong Un in the face · police retrained to respond to unusual terror threats arising from Xbox treasure hunt to celebrate new game · new form of matter, excitonium, finally proved to exist after 50-year search.

Wednesday, December 06, 2017

wednesday newstrip

DoNuts T®ump forges ahead with plans to recognise Mar-a-lago as Israel's capital despite warnings. Font on teleprompter wasn’t large enough for ToeDump to read properly. Ends up announcing Mars will be Iran’s capital · Islamist suicide plot to assassinate Christine Keeler foiled by her death · Google wants Progressive Web Apps to replace DoNuts T®ump. Announces Silicon Valley will be the new capital of Iceland · Bronze Age iron weapons came from outer space, claims DoNuts T®ump. Announces Tough®ump Tower will be the new capital of Indonesia · residents from a small Irish village where Viagra has been manufactured for the last 20 years say there is "something in the air" that makes them "hard." DoNuts T®ump visits to announce somewhat stiffly that this will be Ireland's new capital.

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Flat-earther to launch himself in homemade steam rocket Saturday to show why you shouldn't buy an Amazon Echo or Google Home as a gift, & how Black Friday is changing · is the US Navy falling apart? 'Suggestive' statue of a saint handing a loaf of bread to a boy raises alarm about the military · voluntary assisted dying bill passes Victoria's Upper House, patrons at Bavarian beer bar forced to use public toilets · breastfeeding mom shames two scowling women at Disney World with perfect photo, sparks nuclear reactions in the sky · silent for more than a week, Precedent DoNuts T®ump all but endorsed embattled Alabama Republican Senate nominee Grope More, discounting the sexual assault allegations against him & insisting repeatedly that voters must not support More’s "liberal" rival.

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Woman, 42, charged with the murder of her wealthy sheep farmer partner. Mr Dunbar's body was reportedly found on the property on the town's outskirts, Pandora, by police connected to a helium canister · what would Japan do if they discovered North Korea was about to start a nuclear war? USQ astrophysicists make surprising, ancient find · T®ump Tweets “I Should Have Left Them in Jail” about Australian Pram Minister Malcontent Turnipballs ministers divided over religious protections in same-sex marriage bill · coin released for Queen's 70th anniversary complicates search for missing sub · Mugabe vows to stay on in national address, even though arrested for breaching AVO & for dangerous driving.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Facebook is killing off the Messenger Day brand & merging the chat app’s stories feature with Facebook Stories after discovering Australia's economy is built on shaky foundations · BMW i3 electric car prices get a charge for 2018 after learning that a Mormon mother-of-two started making hundreds of thousands as an escort · DoNuts T®ump has ended a marathon trip to Asia by skipping an international summit after the event was delayed by about two hours · 10 great, perfect, solid-Mithril ideas for Lord Of The Rings TV spin-offs including "how sugar is killing us slowly" · illegal puppy trade surges in UK ready for Christmas.

Wednesday, November 08, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Japanese host Shinzo Abe forced to play second fiddle to ego of DoNuts T®ump. Mental health is your problem here, this isn't a guns situation, says T®ump · I never knew there were so many countries, DoNuts T®ump tells banquet dignitaries in Japan. Mental health is your problem here, this isn't a guns situation, says T®ump · Three US navy aircraft carriers to 'wargame' as T®ump tours Asia. Mental health is your problem here, this isn't a guns situation, says T®ump · T®ump is opening up a new front in his war against Obamacare. Mental health is your problem here, this isn't a guns situation, says T®ump · T®ump voices support for Saudi leaders amid political purge. Mental health is your problem here, this isn't a guns situation, says T®ump · We have every reason to fear T®ump’s pick to head Nasa. Mental health is your problem here, this isn't a guns situation, says T®ump.

Saturday, November 04, 2017

I remarked on this

in the days of Bush. Even more appropriate now.
“The larger the mob, the harder the test. In small areas, before small electorates, a first rate man occasionally fights his way through, carrying even a mob with him by the force of his personality. But when the field is nationwide, and the fight must be waged chiefly at second or third hand, and the force of personality cannot so readily make itself felt, then all the odds are on the man who is, intrinsically the most devious and mediocre — the man who can most adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum.

“The Presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920

Friday, November 03, 2017

random salamanders

Now out. A Wanton Text Production.


"Mark Young's playful and allusive new book of poetry engages words as both sources and objects."

68 pages
$US6.95
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Drew B. David, Publisher.
(To whom my thanks.)

Wednesday, November 01, 2017

wednesday newstrip

T®ump's endless spats & Twitter tantrums reveal a man who is thin-skinned, self-obsessed, & pathetically insecure · Google shrugs off Pixel 2 issues, but adds an extra year to its warranty anyway · what a small, pitiful man DoNuts T®ump is. His ego is gigantic, yes, but it’s also pathetically fragile · UK minister embroiled in sex toys scandal · The National Lottery ‘Lotto’ draw results from Saturday 28th October 2017. Saudi Arabia has become the first country to grant a robot citizenship — & critics say “Sophia” already has more rights than the country’s women · Australian PM had to repeatedly explain refugee deal to T®ump during call — here's how the Aston Martin DB11 V8 really compares to the V12 · Oxfam urges Australian fashion brands to end worker exploitation.

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

[recycled] the directions of emotion



What lips my
lips have kissed, &
where, & why, I
have forgotten, &
what arms have lain
under my head
till morning; but the
rain is full of
ghosts tonight, that
tap & sigh upon
the glass & listen
for reply; & in my
heart there stirs a
quiet pain for un-
remembered lads
that not again will
turn to me at mid-
night with a cry.

Thus in the winter
stands a lonely tree,
nor knows what
birds have vanished
one by one, yet
know its boughs
more silent than
before: I cannot
say what loves have
come & gone; I only
know that summer
sang in me a little
while, that in me
sings no more.


is no parenthesis
& death i think

paragraph
for life's not a
back in my arms
laugh, leaning
each other: then
we are for

which says
eyelids' flutter
is less than your
ure of my brain
cry—the best gest-
all flowers. Don't
lady i swear by
than wisdom
are a better fate
approves, & kisses
my blood

world
Spring is in the
to be a fool while
kiss you; wholly
will never wholly
syntax of things
any attention to the
first who pays
since feeling is

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Science says your brain is still aware when you've just died · want to control your dreams? Here are 3 tricks to induce lucid dreaming — T®ump saying he'll allow release of JFK assassination files · evolution in your back garden—great tits may be adapting their beaks to birdfeeders · men performing oral sex more likely to get rare mouth & throat cancer · sex robot creator say he has figured out how to have a baby with his creations.

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Le pont Mirabeau



Sous le pont Mirabeau coule la Seine
            Et nos amours
      Faut-il qu'il m'en souvienne
 La joie venait toujours après la peine 

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Cabinet dumps Clean Energy Target for new 'affordable, reliable' power plan now available because an out-of-control Chinese space lab is hurtling towards Earth · fanged kangaroos lived for longer than previously thought, await Victorian vote on assisted dying · mountain collapse may prompt Kim Jong-un into dealing marijuana at Melbourne Girls College · Aussie scientists react to Today's Lisa Wilkinson leaving Channel 9 for 10's The Project after wage talks break down. Say it was a faint signal, but it told of one of the most violent acts in the universe, & would soon reveal secrets of the cosmos, including how gold was created.

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Today the
postman brought
me a considered
rebuttal of John
Knox's The First
Blast of the Trumpet
Against the Monstrous
Regimen of Women
. He
was pleased it was
finally finished,
had taken him
nearly 450 years
to do so. Was dis-
appointed so much
bigotry remained.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Hairdresser taunted men he infected with HIV during 'cynical campaign.' Hollywood is asking if this is the end of Harvey Weinstein · DoNuts T®ump rolls back Obamacare birth control laws, seeks public's help in finding motive to allow companies religious exemption · police shut down road as scientists confirm Australian 'tree lobster' from Lord Howe Island is not extinct after all · North Korea preparing to test missile to reach US west coast after Kim Jong Un spots husband with another man in background of The Apprentice · Swedish model gets rape threats after ad shows her unshaved legs.

Wednesday, October 04, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Who knew a dog could be a victim of homophobia? Dog owner claims her two-year-old Cavoodle ate human faeces & got stoned · starting on Oct. 18, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) plans to collect social & internet search data on U.S. immigrants, including the tree-dwelling, coconut-cracking 18-inch-long giant rat from the Solomon Islands · deradicalization helpline Step Together received only 'around five calls' in two months. A larger study will now investigate whether the link between musical tastes & psychopathy is real, & if it is, whether groups of songs can predict potential psychopaths amongst naturalized citizens & those with a green card · garlic bread factory on fire in Brisbane.

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

wednesday newstrip

JahRed Kushioner used private email account for Wheat House business · archaeologists uncover proof of how ancient Egyptians built the Great Pyramid with help from Kylie Jenner's 'baby bump' · new order from DoNuts T®ump indefinitely bans almost all travel by the Australian Christian Lobby & evacuees from the potential Mount Agung eruption in Bali · a NASA spacecraft just used Precedent T®ump's private golf club as a slingshot, but there were some major strings attached · fish have personalities, study finds.

Saturday, September 23, 2017

Today the
postman brought
me an abacus.
"Does it still
work?" I asked.
"I wouldn't count
on it," he replied.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

wednesday newstrip

What shape is that galaxy? Here's a likely model — Sydney bride holds out a DoNut bouquet on her wedding day · Consent condoms' confusing DoNut-themed packaging appears to promote rape by including a DoNut instead of spelling out Do Not · Melbourne man has cyanide poisoning after self-medicating with apricot kernels to stop his cancer · illegal miners boast of 'massacring' uncontacted Amazon tribe · 'Fluffy' the shark to be returned to the ocean · your future sex robot could be hacked & programmed to murder you.

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

wednesday newstrip

DoNuts T®ump 'jealous of Kuwaiti ruler's plane because it's bigger than his' · plastic surgery addict left with permanent erection after botched nose job · model proudly flaunts monobrow · Nintendo can't promise you'll get an echidna for Christmas · Equifax says support for same-sex marriage may have affected 143 million in the US · Stiff Banana, DoNuts T®ump’s former chief strategist, dished on how the resurfacing of T®ump’s 2005 interview with Billy Bush last October served as a “litmus test” of who was & wasn’t loyal.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Wednesday, September 06, 2017

wednesday newstrip

T®ump returns to Harvey-hit Texas telling reporters he had seen "a lot of discount Aldi garden furniture" in the devastation the storm left behind · Melbourne families brawl over five rare Campbell Island ewes & unborn lambs slaughtered as North Korea detonates sixth & most powerful nuclear test · inside Europe's most exclusive, debaucherous nightclub, sperm chill out when their bloke is high · a Chinese tourist whose efforts to perform a breast implant procedure on a beauty salon manager resulted in her patient's death has been charged with manslaughter · three far-right activists who staged a mock beheading in protest of plans to build a mosque have been found guilty, convicted, & fined of a criminal offence under Victoria's racial vilification laws · Nobel laureate Malala lashes Suu Kyi's silence on Myanmar killings.

Saturday, September 02, 2017

Tooth Function

Cutting & crushing
& curved back-

wards. Much like
fan blades with a

rigid, hybrid de-
sign. Keeps the

mouth cool. Like
menthol. Turns

the tongue numb.
On demand.

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Former Prom Minister Toe Knee AssBit confesses he was passed out drunk during an important parliamentary vote · Greeks lose credit for trigonometry: a 3700-year-old ancient Babylonian tablet has been identified as the world's oldest trigonometry table · secret life of the dodo revealed—Elon Musk's boring company gets Hawthorne city nod to dig a two-mile test tunnel · Flight Centre shares soar after Edgar Banks, the historical model of the Indiana Jones character, announces revenge porn is now a crime · watch Dr. Pimple Popper remove a man's "Unicorn Cyst."

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Today the
postman brought
me a diktat from
the Governor of
Texas stating
that Hurricane
Harvey was an
act of God in-
telligently de-
signed to either

drive illegal
immigrants out
& onto the high-
ways where they
can be caught by
the Border Patrol
checkpoints—which
will be staying open
for business—or

to keep them in
their homes, too
frightened to risk
venturing out be-
cause of the afore-
mentioned B. P.
personnel, & thus
likely to become
a statistic in two
lists; that of the

dead, & that of
the ever-decreasing
number of paper-
less people still
living in the state.
He closes by saying
how great it is to
see the President's
policies working.

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Conservative commentator Ann Coulter blasted Precedent T®ump's decision to fire chief strategist Stephen Bannon, saying it was "…sad to see the history & culture of our great country being ripped apart with the removal of our beautiful statues & monuments" · The Queen 'has no intention of stepping aside for Prince Charles' noting that his use of smiley face emoticons in work emails makes him seem incompetent · Seaworld orca died in ‘agony after years trapped in barbaric conditions,’ the news faux-framed as a victory for liberals & the media over populism · a national anti-racism group this week published a map that shows 10 hate groups based in Minnesota, giving John Sandford a storyline for the next Virgil Flowers novel · the Australian Catholic Church said it would fire any employee who marries their same-sex partner if laws change. Only priests are exempt.

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Noh "no action"

Sometimes spectators of the Noh say that the moments of "no action" are the most enjoyable. This is one of the actor's secret arts. Dancing and singing, movements on the stage, and the different types of miming are all acts performed by the body. Moments of "no action" occur in between. When we examine why such moments without action are enjoyable, we find that it is due to the underlying spiritual strength of the actor which unremittingly holds the attention. He does not relax the tension when the dancing or singing comes to an end or at intervals between the dialogue and the different types of miming, but maintains an unwavering inner strength. This feeling of inner strength will faintly reveal itself and bring enjoyment. However, it is undesirable for the actor to permit this inner strength to become obvious to the audience. If it is obvious, it becomes an act, and is no longer "no action". The actions before and after an interval of "no action" must be linked by entering the state of mindlessness in which the actor conceals even from himself his own intent. The ability to move audiences depends, thus, on linking all the artistic powers with one mind.

Seami Motokiyo (1363-1443): The One Mind Linking All Powers
(translated by Ryusaku Tsunoda & Donald Keene)

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Fleas carrying the bubonic plague have been found in Arizona · Teen Choice Awards hit somber note — men are snapping penis pics & AirDropping them to random women riding on NYC subways in latest horrifying trend · noisy chip packets may be the scourge of secret scoffers but there is a reason for that loud crackle — it makes you think the chips are crunchier · Trump remains out of sight & silent as pressure mounts from both sides of the aisle for him to explicitly condemn white supremacists & hate groups involved in deadly, race-fueled clashes · Trump's Venezuela stance: Bishops oppose forcing priests to report details heard in confession · a mother, who has a misguided view of how nature works, asked if it was possible to reschedule the total solar eclipse because the date wasn't practical for her.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

L'Aube à Cayenne (Series Magritte #314)

The transition to full horti-
culture comes at a cost. A
six-hour flight, custom-built
containers, the whole year
as a graph where the darker

blue shadings represent the
twilight phases. Vasectomy
is less risky. Advancements
in robotics plus a coordinated
script have demonstrated good

outcomes—complete health
solutions controlled by the
human mind & tailored to go
the distance once mining be-
gins again at the Space Center.

Wednesday, August 09, 2017

wednesday newstrip

UN imposes new sanctions on North Korea following surveillance footage capture of freight train lurking in neighbor's attic · Melburnians brace for a blizzard after a woman nabbed for cocaine at Sydney airport · Letters from Hell: a woman's insight into Australia's most dodgy fuel promos · official refuses Russell Crowe & his dog entry to missile tests · drunken Popular Pokemon arrested after trouble berthing 40000 tonne logging ship · notorious criminals banned from next year's icy temperatures · reminder: 'incognito mode' is not as private as you think · US federal department is censoring use of term 'climate change', emails reveal.

Friday, August 04, 2017

Today the
postman brought
me a broken
promise. "Do
you want that
before or after
the m?" he asked.

Wednesday, August 02, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Sydney terror plot to resolve same-sex marriage debate with 'meat mincer bomb' foiled · Ashley Madison relaunches in Australia: political suicide says Liberal senator · T®ump vows to take 'all necessary measures' to help people have a better affair · Precedent's daughter sparks breastfeeding debate with photo · blow up North Korea to protect allies says Abe · Brian Cox predicts colonization of 'barren rock' Mars is inevitable, but says it won't be as much fun as the recent decolonizing of Anthony Scaramucci.

Tuesday, August 01, 2017

Otoliths issue forty-six is live

Otoliths issue forty-six, the southern winter 2017 issue, has just gone live.


I had hoped to get Anthony Scaramucci to do the launch as one of his first official duties — or, as it now seems, one of his last — but he was off complaining to a New Yorker reporter — in no uncertain terms — that Queen hadn’t got his name right in Bohemian Rhapsody. So, without him & without further ado, it falls to me to do the honors.

In this issue wondrous work, in many forms, from Charles Wilkinson, Paul T. Lambert, Seth Jani, Cameron Lowe, Cheryl Penn, Obododimma Oha, Sacha Archer, Dennis Vannatta, Fotis Begetis & Jack Galmitz, Penelope Weiss, J. Ray Paradiso, Graeme Miles, Karl Kempton, Tony Beyer, Brandstifter, Texas Fontanella, Steve Dalachinsky, Cecelia Chapman, Sanjeev Sethi, John Crouse, Jim Leftwich, Federico Federici, Laurent Grison, Tyler Pruett, Pete Spence, Drew B. David, Steven Earnshaw, Michael Prihoda, Anne Gorrick, Meeah Williams, Anwer Ghani, Lakey Comess, differx, Jill Chan, Daniel de Culla, Michael Flatt, Olivier Schopfer, Lana Bella, Jake Berry, gobscure, Jonel Abellanosa, Tony Rickaby, Darren C. Demaree, Martin Christmas, Kyle Hemmings, Lachy McKenzie, Demosthenes Agrafiotis, Ian Ganassi, Thomas M. Cassidy, John M. Bennett, Diane Keys, Clara B. Jones, hiromi Suzuki, Jeff Bagato, Howie Good, Leigh Herrick, Matthew Woodman, Javant Biarujia, Raymond Farr, Iliana Theodoropoulou, Philip Byron Oakes, Seth Howard, Claudia Serea, Stanford Cheung, M A McDonald, Joe Balaz, AG Davis, Felino A. Soriano, Veronica Mattaboni, Carol Stetser, David A. Welch, David Lohrey, Stephen Nelson, Jim Meirose, C. R. E. Wells, Willie Smith, M.J. Iuppa, Susan Gangel, Kevin Tosca, Tom Montag, horace sternwall, Sabine Miller & Carole Kim, Márton Koppány, Jack Little, R. Keith, Chris Brown, Corey Mesler, Jeff Harrison, Leigh Williams & Melanie Klein, Keith Kumasen Abbott, Eric Hoffman, Brendan Slater, John Vieira, Bob Heman, A.A. Reinecke, Alain Joncheray, Caoimhe McKeogh, Mark Staniforth, Marcia Arrieta, Mark Cunningham, Rupert Loydell, Andrew Darling, Danny Blackwell, Holly Friedlander Liddicoat, Lee Nash, Jesse Glass, Eileen R. Tabios, Johannes S. H. Bjerg, Indigo Perry, Timothy Pilgrim, John Pursch, Edward Kulemin, John Levy, J. D. Nelson, Marilyn Stablein, Gale Acuff, Katrinka Moore, Adam Levon Brown, Owen Bullock, Ryan Clark, Michael Brandonisio, David Baptiste Chirot, Olchar E. Lindsann, & Tom Beckett.

Enjoy!


Wednesday, July 26, 2017

wednesday newstrip

White House counselor Kellyanne Conway wouldn’t have lasted a week in the Bush administration, according to President George W. Bush’s chief ethics lawyer · Sean Spicer stole a mini fridge from junior Wheat House staffers · Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is growing increasingly frustrated with the T®ump administration & could quit before the year is through, according to reports · to some on the extreme right, Arizona Senator John McCain is a traitor worthy of scorn, presumably because of his willingness to work with Democrats · Jared Kushner's explanations on Russia reveal a man wholly unsuited to his job · Precedent T®ump spoke before a small crowd of Boy Scouts today.

Monday, July 24, 2017

Today the
postman brought
me his new
libretto, called
The Pantoum
of The Opera-
ting Theater
. I
suggested a slight
name change &
a relocation of the
story. “Might work
then,” I told him.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Game of Thrones wins ratings with record audience but Saudi Arabian video of woman in miniskirt comes a close second · woman seriously injured after bag becomes stuck in escalating tensions between India & China · the Reserve Bank of Australia signals higher rate path by launching a $3.50 'neutral rate' hamburger · alien ships near Saturn? Ex-NASA scientist claims news of their existence is not fake · the giant iceberg known as A-68 that was produced in the Antarctic last week is the cutest thing ever sent into space.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

wednesday newstrip

Israeli diplomat says fixing his toilet is more important than the UNESCO Hebron resolution · Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion · campaigners against nuclear weapons are urging the Australian government to stop clinging to the belief the country will be protected by the United States' possession of weapons of mass destruction · Republicans blast DoNuts T®ump's idea to form cyber security unit with Voldemort Putain · the T®ump Wheat House keeps mixing up the names of Asian countries & their leaders' titles · Whoops! T®ump chases down marine in the hope of getting blown.

Wednesday, July 05, 2017

wednesday newstrip

A kangaroo who became disruptive when told it couldn't take a chainsaw on a plane was ordered off the flight · a dead fish has been found dressed up & tied to a chair on the side of a road in Melbourne's outer north-east · a Spanish court says a bungee jumping instructor's poor English may have led a 17-year-old Dutch woman to jump to her death without being connected by rope to a viaduct in northern Spain two years ago. The girl heard "now jump" instead of "no jump," the court ruling stated · new analysis of plasma clouds ejected by the sun suggest solar eruptions behave like a sneeze · Australians have little confidence in USeless Precedent DoNuts T®ump & worldwide he is viewed as arrogant, intolerant & dangerous, according to a new US study.

Tuesday, July 04, 2017

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i     
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n  
m    
e  
n      
t   
 

Saturday, July 01, 2017

Okay.
Can we
stop moving now?

Feeling  
a little
verse for veer.