wednesday newstrip

Protesters arrived outside the 'Six-inch alien's house' found in Chile with signs saying 'liar liar pants on fire' & underwear with politicians' faces on them · why did the giant kangaroos & rhino-sized wombats that once roamed Australia die out? Scientists agree there are two contenders: climate change or irregular insulin injections · an early rush to vote saw Renault's first global 1-tonne pickup truck at several Queensland polling booths · alien hunters have announced the discovery of industry-funded climate change deniers on Mars · Malcontent Turnipball's audacious double dissolution gamble looked to have backfired spectacularly on Saturday night as long lines of aliens walked past the six-inch doorway to his house this morning carrying signs imploring him to stop killing in the name of the first-term Coalition government.