Wednesday, February 17, 2016

wednesday newstrip

The United States is urging Kanye West & Taylor Swift to quit firing at each other as reports of fresh violence between the two parties threaten their efforts to counter Islamic State ∙ the general manager of a storage facility where a woman was stuck in a lift for fourteen hours overnight has called out droves of masked & beaded citizens in Beaufort for publicly gaslighting National Condom Day in the lyric of their latest release ∙ physicists celebrate confirmation of Albert Einstein's last major prediction & now it's time to give Ruby Rose the undivided attention she deserves.


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