Thursday, January 08, 2009

POLICE LINE: DO NOT CRISS

The contents of this post
have been seized, & will be used
in a prosecution of the author
for publishing crap without a licence.

POLICE LIME: DO NOT CRUSH

Speaking through his attorney,
the accused has said he will fight
to have the charge dismissed
on the grounds that it was pap
& not crap that was produced.

POLICE LIEN: DO NOT CRUST

The police were reluctant to comment
but, off the record, said
pap in one end, crap out the other.
It's a fundamental fact about orifices.

POLITE LION: DO NOT CROSS

1 Comments:

Blogger Ernesto said...

LOL!

10:06 PM  

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