geographies: Malmö

a transit in interpretation

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The Dotard receives his Christmas wish. The U.S. has been exorcized from the surface of this planet & now shines gloriously from space. Not all good news — Israel now occupies the territory where the Wheat House once stood, & Guatemala, which used to be a beauty spot on T®ump's cheek, has now turned into a melanoma because The Dotard didn't believe climate change was real · USAmbUN Nickolodeon Hardly gave a party & nobody came · DoNuts T®ump barred from running against Putin in 2018 presidential election because he is no longer a citizen of Russia · Bitcoin extends sell-off as investors pare holiday bets. Withdraws from Sydney to Hobart yacht race because it can no longer afford to take part · Martians lay claim to that part of Planet Earth where the U.S. used to be. Nobody is left to fight back.

the return of the hapsburgs

co pro mo

now out from gradient books

Circus economies.

In this iteration, DoNuts T®ump currently has the top billing under the Big Top, but nobody is sure what rôle he is playing, &, anyway, nobody can afford to go. So again we make do by taking what is around us & reassembling it to breathe new life into it, in the process turning the main man into a stick figure prone to stumbling when the light is shone upon him.

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DoNuts T®ump having difficulty deciding which century to send the United States back to. Settles on the Third, because he's fairly certain he can count that far · Chainsaw 'attackers' say they were visiting a brothel, if only with a gift card · DoNuts T®ump sets out national security strategy of 'principled realism.' Doesn't know what either word means, but is certain he can buy them from Walmart · celestial object 'not an alien spacecraft,' say Irish scientists. Nestlé announce it's their new 'Big Milo Tin' which blew away during construction · US Precedent blames mysterious 'mass of warm rock' underneath New Hampshire & Vermont for the WannaCry attack.

a passage across

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Bitcoin price surges as Melb couple is accused of horrifically abusing woman kept as slave for 8 years · 'I will kill you.' Coalition MPs attack AGL decision to shut Liddell coal power station · Google Maps tells you it's safe to get off the bus now that T®ump has made peace possible with his Jerusalem declaration · US warships get ready for missiles in first trilateral drills since Queens of the Stone Age singer Josh Homme kicked Kim Jong Un in the face · police retrained to respond to unusual terror threats arising from Xbox treasure hunt to celebrate new game · new form of matter, excitonium, finally proved to exist after 50-year search.

meanwhile, the light rail is ready to depart

geographies: Manchester

incidental to #3

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DoNuts T®ump forges ahead with plans to recognise Mar-a-lago as Israel's capital despite warnings. Font on teleprompter wasn’t large enough for ToeDump to read properly. Ends up announcing Mars will be Iran’s capital · Islamist suicide plot to assassinate Christine Keeler foiled by her death · Google wants Progressive Web Apps to replace DoNuts T®ump. Announces Silicon Valley will be the new capital of Iceland · Bronze Age iron weapons came from outer space, claims DoNuts T®ump. Announces Tough®ump Tower will be the new capital of Indonesia · residents from a small Irish village where Viagra has been manufactured for the last 20 years say there is "something in the air" that makes them "hard." DoNuts T®ump visits to announce somewhat stiffly that this will be Ireland's new capital.

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Flat-earther to launch himself in homemade steam rocket Saturday to show why you shouldn't buy an Amazon Echo or Google Home as a gift, & how Black Friday is changing · is the US Navy falling apart? 'Suggestive' statue of a saint handing a loaf of bread to a boy raises alarm about the military · voluntary assisted dying bill passes Victoria's Upper House, patrons at Bavarian beer bar forced to use public toilets · breastfeeding mom shames two scowling women at Disney World with perfect photo, sparks nuclear reactions in the sky · silent for more than a week, Precedent DoNuts T®ump all but endorsed embattled Alabama Republican Senate nominee Grope More, discounting the sexual assault allegations against him & insisting repeatedly that voters must not support More’s "liberal" rival.

the staff of — oops

the other side of the piece in the letterbox

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Woman, 42, charged with the murder of her wealthy sheep farmer partner. Mr Dunbar's body was reportedly found on the property on the town's outskirts, Pandora, by police connected to a helium canister · what would Japan do if they discovered North Korea was about to start a nuclear war? USQ astrophysicists make surprising, ancient find · T®ump Tweets “I Should Have Left Them in Jail” about Australian Pram Minister Malcontent Turnipballs ministers divided over religious protections in same-sex marriage bill · coin released for Queen's 70th anniversary complicates search for missing sub · Mugabe vows to stay on in national address, even though arrested for breaching AVO & for dangerous driving.

the dollar sign

text tile #3

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Facebook is killing off the Messenger Day brand & merging the chat app’s stories feature with Facebook Stories after discovering Australia's economy is built on shaky foundations · BMW i3 electric car prices get a charge for 2018 after learning that a Mormon mother-of-two started making hundreds of thousands as an escort · DoNuts T®ump has ended a marathon trip to Asia by skipping an international summit after the event was delayed by about two hours · 10 great, perfect, solid-Mithril ideas for Lord Of The Rings TV spin-offs including "how sugar is killing us slowly" · illegal puppy trade surges in UK ready for Christmas.