Thursday, March 15, 2007

a g(u)ilt-edge confession

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has admitted responsibility for the first Bali bombing and other major al-Qaeda operations, according to the transcript of a hearing at Guantanamo Bay released today.

"I was responsible for the 9/11 Operation, from A to Z," Mohammed, speaking through a personal representative, said, according to the transcript of the hearing on Saturday at the US military prison camp in Cuba.

Mohammed, a Pakistani national, also said he was responsible for a 1993 attack on New York's World Trade Centre, the bombing of a nightclub in Bali, Indonesia, and an attempt to down two American airplanes using shoe bombs.

In addition he claimed responsibility for the breaking down of the Berlin Wall, the bursting of the bubble, the Chernobyl disaster, the rupturing of Britney Spears' hymen, the l=a=n=g=u=a=g=e wars, the assassination of the Rev. Martin Luther King, the Annunciation of St John, the death of Andy Warhol, the destruction of the Library of Alexandria, the creation of hiphop, the production in Hollywood of the phoney movie where man supposedly landed on the Moon & all other "terrorist crimes" that there were no suspects for.

Amazing what three years in a CIA "ghost prison" can do.


Blogger derek said...

he is, to quote downer, an "evil man". i was unsure, but then i read about britney's hymen.

8:33 AM  
Blogger Tom Beckett said...

He also
invented disco.

11:02 AM  

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