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T.®ump's $2B income from crypto, bibles, & scent in 2025 raises fresh questions about profiting off the presidency · Health Secretary Robert F. Coneverybody Jr. faced a wave of online mockery after he failed to complete a basic exercise demonstration despite his reputation as a fitness fanatic · E Jean Carroll demands her money from T.®ump — with interest · Secretary of Defense Putrid Hogsbreath suffered yet another loss in his legal fight to control the Pentagon press corps after a judge issued a preliminary injunction against him · a North Carolina pickle company has pulled the plug on supporting President DoNuts T.®ump's Great American State Fiasco after discovering a Confederate flag was included in the video display at the State booth · T.®ump takes maiden flight on Qatar's gold-trimmed jet as fury grows over 'gift' · it’s been reported that T.®ump’s administration has started construction on a new helipad for Marine One on the White House's South Lawn. Lockheed Martin reportedly donated $5 million towards the construction · Victor Wills, the recently deceased lead singer of the Village People, once asked DoNuts T.®ump to stop playing his band’s music. In a resurfaced interview with BBC News World America, he stressed that neither he nor his group endorsed the US president. “We have even asked him to stop playing our music at his rallies.” & dancing to it, we hope.