Tantric glasses

Want to balance your chakras? Steal 
a march on competitors for the love 
of your life? Look directly at the sun 
& become aroused at the same time? 

Sorry, can't help you there. But if you
want to know what Isadore Ducasse, 
Le Comte de Lautremon meant by his 
observation, Beau comme la rencontre 

fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une 
machine à coudre & d'un parapluie!, then
I may be able to help you if you slip me
enough dollars to be able to get a meal.