U-Haul braggadocio

Why were Jake & Jennifer on the 
Saratoga? I saw them on a cooking 
show once, but with rock & roll they 
were just wonderful. Winning has 
precious little to do with SHEIN 

coupon offers, something which is 
unprecedented in hip-hop. Sounds 
a little self-aggrandizing, but it’s 
also a fun way to get a quick snap-
shot of the Telstar satellite which 

is still in orbit but non-operational. 
I’ll be up all night because bots are
trying to drive engagement on the 
platform, my stomach is hurting, 
& the Area 51 U-Haul — which 

holds four world altitude & speed 
records  — has finished its degree 
in Electronics & Communications,
put its drum sticks & kit away, & 
departed the neighborhood forever.