the largest one / ever seized / actually

Using all the hidden scrunch leggings 
I could find, I made an Android app
to provide a retro-inspired silhouette —
on or off the mat — that would avoid 
any chance of judicial enforcement act-
ion. The metal arm is seriously sturdy, 
has super elasticity & support, adjusts 
to fit pretty much any tanker — state-
less or otherwise — & will provide an 
optimized user experience, even off the 
coast of Venezuela, even if that beau-
tiful art is made by doG or fucked by the 
fickle finger of an unstable President.