wednesday newstrip

Plastic surgeons warn 'Ozempic face' has taken over Hollywood · scientists have finally discovered whether the chicken or the egg came first · Sky News host Liz Storer has praised DoNuts T.®ump for being a "jolly good" president & a "walking, talking comic" · Nancy Pelosi calls for NotJustAnyahoo to resign as she slams his "terrible" actions in Gaza · more than 150 pilot whales have been saved from stranding on a beach in Western Australia's southwest, but 31 have died · Putain ditches victory parades over fears soldiers will be hit by kamikaze drone · Monicker Lewinsky trolls Bill Clintoris with a Taylor Swift reference · Karen the adored ostrich dies after swallowing zoo staff member’s keys.