wednesday newstrip

US authorities search for missing monkeys after truck carrying 100 primates crashes in Pennsylvania · Bitcoin value tumbles almost 50 per cent since record November · exotic 'X' particles detected for the first time in quark-gluon plasma · China accused of foreign interference after Australian Pram Minister Scat SorrySon's WeChat account hijacked & renamed "We are the Chumpions" · Joe BidenMyTime calls reporter a 'stupid son of a bitch' after being questioned on inflation · new condom could increase protected sex & decrease sexually transmitted infections · Swiss banking bonking CEO claims $307,000 spent at strip clubs was business expense · a rocket owned by Elon Musk’s SpaceX is so out-of-control it’s going to crash into the moon.