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Presleazedent DoNuts T.®ump tweets disparaging comments about the people of Baltimore for allowing his son-in-law — said quickly it does sound like slumlord — JahRed Kushioner's troubled Baltimore housing projects, currently embroiled in legal action on claims of housing violations & mismanagement, to become 'disgusting, rat & rodent infested messes' · Alien lunar base: 'UFO city' spotted on Google Moon map – 'NASA missed editing this out' says UFO hunter · T.®ump immediately tweets that Armstrong striking Stars & Stripes on the Moon makes it US territory which means slumlord son-in-law — said quickly that does sound like Kushioner — is permitted to own housing projects there provided no aliens are allowed in · GoNuts NoGonads T.®ump says President should go in & fix up Baltimore — oops! That was said during a precedent presidency · 'City killer' asteroid just missed Earth after it 'snuck up' on us, experts say. "Such a pity it missed" tweets the accidental torus.