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No-Precedent DoNuts T.®ump asks Congress for US$8.6 billion so he can build a wall around the Wheat House to keep out two Islamic State brides who have had their British citizenships revoked · UK Prim Minister Tears MayNot asks Parliament for US$8.6 billion so she can build a firewall around 10 DoNuts Street after Google reported a zero-day exploit in Windows 7 · astronauts on the space station liked SpaceX's 'Earthy' toy so much that they kidnapped it & are asking Elongated Muskrat for US$8.6 billion before they give it back · DoNuts T.®ump gives J.Lo an asteroid-sized rock to put on her finger, invites her to move into the Wheat House whenever Megalomania's away, & offers her US$8.6 billion for each act of congress.