wednesday newstrip

Prim Minister Malcontent Turnipballs has declared that new arrivals seeking citizenship must prize "Australian values" & prove their commitment to & absorption of the existing national cultural mores by being able to channel illegal political donations through a third party without detection · a self-proclaimed 'messenger of God' who predicted Precedent DoNuts T®ump's rise to power has warned global nuclear war is just weeks away following the conservative federal government's latest push to move public service jobs to regional Australia · Australia has returned to space with the successful launch from Cape Canaveral of three locally designed & built research satellites which will allow parents to choose the gender of their baby.