Wednesday, October 05, 2016

wednesday newstrip

The bright light & loud explosion in the sky over central & southern Queensland last night was probably a fuming Rob Kardashian discovering that his family hadn't invited his fiancée Blac Chyna to a baby shower they specifically organized for him · the World Trade Organization has cut its forecast for global trade growth this year by more than a third after cheesed-off Pizza Hut franchisees reignited their bid for compensation from the fast-food giant, claiming they were forced to sell unprofitable pizzas · armies of hacked IoT devices launched unprecedented DDoS attacks on Philippines president Rodrigo Duterte who has called for the death penalty in the country to be reinstated · a meteor took to Twitter on Monday night blaming growing atheism & agnosticism for the slowing down of morning commutes in Vatican City.

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