Tuesday, July 19, 2011

The Great (Media Tarts) Race

Or, who's more holy, moley?


Surprisingly, the media were excluded from the pre-race briefing. All we can offer is this drawing based on eyewitness reports.

Stage 1

At the end of which the contestants were equal pegging, since both arranged a date with the newly-single Maria Shriver.

Stage 2

Now Bono moves slightly ahead, winning extra points for the exchange of shades, although the Dalai Lama, by getting the Pope to hold hands with him during the photoshoot, managed to claw back some of Bono's advantage.

(To be continued....)


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