Farcical Farsi call

We
have no
gays in Iran

answered President Ahmadinejad.
Or maybe
he

said
We don’t
execute gays in

Iran
just for
being gay &

the translator fucked
up. It’s
more

likely
A. said
B — since con-

sensual
gay sex
is the executable

offence & he
could deliver
an

answer
with a
modicum of truth

&
still keep
his face straight.