Randomnest

The elephants marched in 

two by two

to keep the strudel alive.

wednesday newstrip

Unique 'super-puff' planet discovered 212 light years away from Earth is as big as Jupiter but 10 TIMES lighter · what is Google dorking and how to use it · scientists have described a dinosaur's butthole in exquisite detail · analysts say DoNuts T.®ump told 30,000 mistruths – that’s 21 a day – during presidency · Russia accuses US of meddling in its domestic affairs as thousands arrested at pro-Navalny rallies · Kourtney Kardashian & Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker dating · you can unlock a secret Isu weapon in Assassin's Creed Valhalla just by whacking a pile of rocks · DoNuts T.®ump is reportedly drawing up an "enemies list" of Republicans who opposed his claims of election fraud or voted for impeachment.

geographies: Firenze

solace

 

geographies: Womblebank

 

wednesday newstrip

As of January 8, the T.®ump administration had built just 47 miles of border wall where none existed before · Twitch’s Pogchamp removal was never enough, & now it’s turning into a disaster · horned Capitol rioter refused to eat because jail wouldn’t serve organic food · intranasal vaccination effectively reduces viral shedding of SARS-CoV-2 in monkeys · US executes first woman on federal death row in nearly seven decades · a military aide brought the 'nuclear football' for T.®ump's trip to Alamo, Texas · Go_ogle admits to running 'experiments' which remove some media sites from its search results.

choking the bucket

geographies: Cairdbeign

 

wednesday newstrip

Britney Spears' ex-husband of 55 hours attended the pro-T.®ump protest in DC where rioters stormed the Capitol · Russia & NZ in 'knock out brawl' over fishing vessel in protected Antarctic waters · Australian Pram Minister Scat SorrySon refuses to condemn T.®ump for inciting 'distressing' violence · Elongated Muskrat overtakes Jeff BeJezos to become world's richest person · unreleased Intel Rocket Lake-S processor overclocked to 7 GHz, & memory to 6666 MHz · glycylation essential to keep sperm swimming in a straight line, study shows · a man has died while driving his ride-on lawnmower at a rural property in Morrinsville.

geographies: Iyah

 

wednesday newstrip

Solar Orbiter probe makes its first Venus flyby · how to check your holiday rental for hidden surveillance cameras · the United Arab Emirates is trying to rebrand its image by making changes to its 'antiquated' legal system · Bassam Hamzy offers to help find missing rocket launchers in return for sentencing deal · a man wearing a DoNuts T.®ump mask & Santa Claus hat has been accused of attempted murder after he shot his estranged brother-in-law · more Australian men are getting vasectomies than ever before, despite some common myths enduring · French fashion designer Pierre Cardin dies aged 98.

geographies: Proserpine

 

underwent

 

wednesday newstrip

Vatican says it's OK to get virus vaccines using abortion cell lines · Canadian gold miner finds 57,000-year-old wolf pup still covered in fur · KFC launches 4K, 240FPS gaming console with a built-in chicken warmer · astronomers discover mysterious radio signal from Proxima Centauri · first Coronavirus cases recorded in Antarctica at Chilean research station · CD Projekt Red faces investor lawsuit over Cyberpunk’s messy launch · study reveals how ecDNA fragments drive gene amplification to generate drug resistance in cancer · DoNuts T.®ump plays golf as Congress scrambles to salvage Covid relief bill.

geographies: Dotswood

 

wednesday newstrip

Black hole goes 'missing' from the center of distant galaxy Abell 2261 · Virginia to receive 100,000 fewer doses of COVID-19 vaccine than initially planned under Warp Speed · someone found a weird unreleased Simpsons game on an old Dreamcast dev kit · suspected Russian hack on US sends cyber experts worldwide scrambling to defend networks · deadly 'brain-eating amoeba' has expanded its range northward · 'we cannot proceed with Christmas' - UK implements strict new Covid-19 lockdown for millions.

dans le jardin

 

thursday newscomicstrip

Today the postwoman 
brought me $266,400 
from the Liberty Center 
for God & Country to 

surveil a van over four 
days, run it off the road, 
put a gun to the driver's 
head, & then open the 

back of the van to find — 
instead of the predicted 
750,000 falsified ballot 

papers — the tools of  
trade of an airconditioning
maintenance engineer.

wednesday newstrip

Astronomers just found cosmic 'superhighways' for fast travel through the Solar System · suspected Russian hackers target US Treasury emails · tattooed, severed, & mummified Maori heads were once a prized collector’s item in Britain. New Zealand wants them back · DoNuts T.®ump insists election legal challenges 'not over' despite electoral college vote on Monday · Marvel's Spider-Man Remastered — Performance RT mode is now live · SMiley O'Cyrus finally explains infamous leaked video 10 years on · China space probe carrying moon rocks begins journey home.

geographies: Kynuna