Today the
postman brought
me the macaw
I'd ordered
off the internet.
Caveat emptor—
I got sent a
Scottish crow.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
The regular three-monthly reminder
that submissions to Otoliths close in about four weeks. It's shaping up to be another great issue.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
another marsupial moment
The AustralianA tiny — and distinctly dead — endangered marsupial has helped authorities catch an alleged wildlife thief and recover a stolen two-metre python after a remarkable rescue involving police, wildlife officers and the Defence Department.
The drama began when the unfortunate woylie — wearing a wristwatch-sized radio collar — was eaten by a carpet python at a nature reserve south of Perth, known by scientists as a haven for the cute rodent-like critter.
Aware that the snake could die after swallowing the tracking device, wildlife officers took the bulging python to the Department of Environment and Conservation for monitoring. Two days later, the snake was stolen — with the dead woylie and tracking device still inside it.
In a daring response, the department used an aeroplane and a team of angry scientists to track the woylie's radio signal, even getting Defence Department approval to enter restricted air space, before pinpointing it to a house in Heathridge in Perth's northern suburbs. DEC senior scientist Nicky Marlow, who headed a ground crew liaising with the plane, said the data provided was amazingly accurate. "The location they gave us was within 60m of where it was found, which is brilliant. We went out with an omni-directional antenna fitted to our vehicle and just drove past the spot so that we wouldn't arouse suspicion.
"We then called the police and wildlife officers and we all rendezvoused," she said.
"It was really exciting. There were five police, a justice of the peace, two wildlife officers and four of us (from the woylie research program)." Police yesterday charged a 30-year-old Heathridge man with receiving stolen goods.
Investigations are continuing with more charges possible. Dr Marlow said the large carpet python was worth up to $2000 on the legitimate market and much more on the black market. But she said it was a mystery how the thief knew it was at the department. Nothing else was stolen in the burglary.

Photo from the Woylie Conservation Research Project website
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Stone the wallabies!
The Hobart Mercury"Things are really hopping in Tasmania where wallabies are getting stoned on the state's opium poppy crops and creating crop circles.
The wallabies are breaking into the poppy fields and making the circles while they're high.
Rick Rockliff from Tasmanian Alkaloids says wildlife and livestock which eat the poppies are known to act weird, and he's told the Hobart Mercury there's been many stories about sheep eating the poppies and then walking around in circles.
Tasmania is the world's largest producer of legally grown opium for the pharmaceutical market."

Fair cop. It's a photoshopped poppy crop with a bopper too stoned to hop.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
geographies: São Paulo
The coronal approach
is made behind the
hairline. Tension lines lie
mediolateral from ear to
ear. All the incisions
are placed on fine cracks,
usually run lengthwise
along the skull. There are
no natural landmarks.
What does change
are the morning birds.
Yesterday, five large sulphur-crested cockatoos, raucous, bacchanalian almost, in the crown of a tree on a level with the bedroom window, picking the fruit off with, & holding them in, their claws, then their beaks tearing the flesh away to get at the kernel within. The flesh dropped onto the driveway below, then the woody covering of the nut broken open, also spat away. Finally, the feast, continuing until there were no fruit left within reach.
Today, a single kingfisher on the clothesline, silent, ascetic. Carniverous. Looking for lizards. All the flesh edible.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
A young William Carlos Williams

by a young William Carlos Williams.
Pictures from BrueghelHaving grown up
with Ginsberg &
Dylan & the other
members of the
50’s, 60’s gang as
loose contemporaries
I find they sit
comfortably within me
but do not talk
to the aging self
I find myself be-
coming. Now it is
Carlos Williams I
seek out to engage
in conversation.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
One of the things
about ongoing projects that acquire some quantity is that you lose track of the starting points. I went looking in my series magritte directory to get the image that I've used in the post below, certain I'd used it as generation because it's one of my favorites. Discovered I hadn't so have rectified the omission, with heavy acknowledgment to the late, great J. G. Ballard, one of whose early short stories was about life lived in reverse.
Perspective: David's Madame Récamier
Perspective: David's Madame Récamier
Assume a life-
line in reverse.
Death comes first.
Before that, head-
stone, interment,
mourning crowd,
laying out, the prep-
aration of the body.
Move forwards.
Miss Marx. Pass
through two
revolutions, a liberal
monarchy, literary
salons. Chateaubriand,
Mme de Staël amongst
the names. Napoleon.
Bring in Ingres, who
uses Magritte's posed
figure as basis for
La Grande Odalisque.
Which influences
David. Who does not
finish his painting
of Madame Récamier.
Was pissed when told
that someone else was
getting the commission.
But starts it anyway.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
&, following the furniture trail,
A review of terracotta worriers
posted to Goodreads by Grady Harp.
Theater of the AbsurdIt takes awhile to get into Mark Young's chapbook TERRACOTTA WORRIERS. The initial page of this handsome download shows the now famous and well regarded image of the buried statues of warriors in China, and unless the reader's eye is acutely tuned to the humor that lies within this collection of poems, the first connection seems to be that the title reads Terracotta Warriors instead of Worriers. That's how keen Young plays with the eye and the sensitivity to humor of the reader.
What follows is a series of thirteen poems that simply play with facts and allusions and in solid format create single page seemingly serious poems that find the central core of humor so often mistaken as contemporary journalism: what appears to be reportage and factual is in fact disjointed nonsense - with a thrust of choreographed genius!
Mark Young is up there with Salvador Dali and Gertrude Stein. Download this collection of ingeniously pasted absurdities and enjoy a very bright poet at work!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
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