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wednesday newstrip

Breaks forbidden, food instead of pay: one-third of young Australian workers exploited by employers, study shows · Sesame Street’s Elmo X account overrun with offensive messages, hacker claims West Australian connection · DoNuts T.®ump says he has Club World Cup trophy & Chelsea was awarded replica · utilities urge people not to tip fats, oils or grease down drains — Sydney Water is making clear that includes milk · Queensland cotton farmer John Norman has been sentenced to 9.5 years in prison, with a three-year non-parole period, for his role in an $8.7 million water fraud · 'an insult:' Malaysians slam nomination of 'alpha-male' Nick Adams as US ambassador · the big, beautiful, orange one looks to be in solid shape. & we ain’t talking about the blow-hard in the White House. Bitcoin smashes to new high.

wednesday newstrip

According to the NSW Bureau of Crime Statistics & Research, just 7 per cent of reported cases of sexual assault in the state in 2018, the most recent data set available, resulted in a conviction. Just 15 per cent of reported cases to police resulted in a criminal charge, meaning the vast majority of reports resulted in no charges · in deadly Texas floods, one town, Comfort, had what some didn't: a wailing warning siren. No one died in Comfort · Australian government & NotJustAnyahoo incite hysteria over murky "antisemitic" incident · Matt Cameron departs Pearl Jam after 27 years as drummer · US lobby groups urge tariff retaliation against Australia’s 'socialized medicine' · Russian courts issue 101 convictions of LGBTQ+ extremism · after eight weeks of trial & a week of deliberation, a supreme court jury found Victorian woman Erin Patterson guilty of three counts of murder & one of attempted murder after three guests died & one almost died after eating her homemade beef wellington lunch containing death cap mushrooms · 'brought terror to the community': Federal agents stormed MacArthur Park while kids were playing. Jimmy Webb was not amused.

wednesday fake newstrip

U.S. President DoNuts T.®ump said he would bomb Norway if he is not awarded the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize · former U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris said, "If we elect T.®ump, we will be at war within six months" · at least twice in June, the president has wrongly claimed that the U.S. "brought in $88 billion" from tariffs in "two months" when the correct figure was closer to $40 billion · former U.S. first lady Michelle Obama has received a monthly payment of $122,000 from the General Services Administration since 2009 · mysterious sinkholes appeared in Lake Superior in June 2025 · authorities in Dayton, Ohio, fined & put on house arrest a 17-year-old high school student named Kameron Price for hacking into the city's traffic control system to make the stoplights sync up · Niagara Falls turned blood red for 10 minutes on the morning of June 22, 2025, the same day that the U.S. dropped "buster bombs" on Iran nuclear facilities · Dolly Parton announced her refusal to celebrate Pride Month.

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wednesday newstrip

NATO chief calls T.®ump 'daddy' · Sean 'Diddy' Combs' attorneys end their defense case after only 20 minutes · RFK Jr.'s vaccine panel to review long-approved jabs for children · T.®ump says Iranian nuclear capabilites 'obliterated' despite comments to the contrary from UN watchdog · former Austalian P.M. ToeKnee AssBit tells rightwing Advance supporters that bequeathing money to group will 'protect' Australian values · Mississippi man who spent nearly 50 years on death row executed · Zohran Mamdani declares historic victory in New York City mayoral primary after Cuomo concedes · wealth of top 1% surges by over $52.4tn in the past 10 years – enough to end poverty 22 times over, Oxfam finds · 'Witch-hunt': T.®ump calls for cancellation of Notjustanyahoo’s corruption trial · Wagyu embryos, semen, & cattle recovered after alleged fraud in NSW · Venice protesters (& their inflatable crocodiles) claim victory as Jeff Bezos changes wedding venue.