wednesday newstrip

Taranaki Maunga, a mountain in New Zealand, will now have the rights of a human being under legislation to be passed by parliament · DoNuts T.®ump ends security deal for Anthony Fauci, says he'd feel no responsibility if harm befell him · Australian eSafety organization 'saddened' to learn UK teen who killed three girls at dance class searched for an Australian stabbing video it unsuccessfully fought Elongated Muskrat to remove from X · T.®ump describes North Korea leader Kim Jong Un as a "smart guy" in an interview on Fox News · Bonnie Blue sex event erupts as Mum pulls son out of queue: ‘put your clothes on’ · Potent Hogsbreath, the former Fox News personality & rightwing commentator who has said women should not serve in combat roles, recommended the military purge generals, & faced allegations of sexual assault & alcoholism, has been confirmed as secretary of defense in the Senate by a tie-breaking vote from Vice-insistent JD Vance · Sky News presenter calls for Opposition leader Putrid Dustbin to ‘Make Australia Great Again’ · woman in Sydney intensive care with suspected botulism linked to unregulated anti-wrinkle injection.

Australia Invasion Day

Always was, always will be

Aboriginal land

geographies: Sheep Hills

 

wednesday newstrip

The UN says Australia violated human rights law, but it’s unlikely to change the way refugees are treated · 2024 is declared Earth’s hottest on record · Meta ends diversity & inclusion programs, Suckerbug blasts Biden · Kiwi couple were duped after the Australian hotel booking they made through Agoda led them to a shopping center devoid of accomodation · drug-eating rats raid police evidence room in Houston filled with mushrooms, cocaine, & marijuana · DoNuts T.®ump has appointed Mel Gibson, Sylvester Stallone, Jon Voight as special Hollywood ambassadors · the midair explosion of SpaceX’s Starship rocket took over social media with space watchers ridiculing the Elongated Muskrat-owned company’s rebranding of the incident as "a rapid unscheduled disassembly" · Jaffa Bejesus' Blue Origin successfully launches New Glenn rocket for the first time · China vowed on Tuesday to continue participating in two cornerstone multinational arrangements — the World Health Organisation & Paris climate accord — after newly sworn-in US President DoNuts T.®ump ordered withdrawals from them.

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The T.®ump pits: newstrip 15 1 25

President-elect Elongated Muskrat seeks to install himself as global dictator – & 'so far it's working': expert · T.®ump says he's going to rename Gulf of Mexico to 'Gulf of America': Mexico's president tells T.®ump it's the U.S. that should be renamed · DoNuts T.®ump was reportedly planning to dodge a televised town hall hosted by Fox News last year, until an insider at the network fed him questions ahead of time · Justin Trudeau shuts down T.®ump 's idea of Canada joining the U.S. · the progressive advocacy group Public Citizen on Tuesday launched a new project aimed at tracking the incoming T.®ump / Muskrat administration's approach to corporate crime, an effort the watchdog said is particularly urgent given that many of the companies currently under federal investigation have connections to the presidents-elect · DoNuts T.®ump jnr goes window-shopping for his dad in Greenland · Danish king changes coat of arms amid row with T.®ump over Greenland.

wednesday newstrip

President-elect Elongated Muskrat has changed his name to "Kekius Maximus" on X, the social media platform he owns, signaling support for a type of cryptocurrency · Kremlin supporters tout T.®ump takeover threats on Canada, Greenland, & the Panama Canal as aiding Putin’s expansionist goals · without providing evidence, DoNuts T.®ump linked the truck driven into a New Orleans New Year crowd fatal attack to illegal immigration. The FBI, however, said the suspect was an American citizen from Texas · Tesla Cybertruck fire outside T.®ump hotel in Las Vegas leaves one dead, others injured · FBI says it has made 'largest seizure of explosives' in its history after raid on US farm · two men who went hunting for Bigfoot found dead in forest.

Today the post-
woman brought
me some ephemera—

at least that's
what the customs
declaration on the

now empty box
said was sup-
posed to be in it.

wednesday newstrip

Man accused of attacking TV reporter & yelling ‘This is Trump’s America now’ · festival-goer overdoses on first day of Victorian pill-testing trial · T.®ump sides with Elongated Muskrat in MAGA immigration feud over H-1B visas. Muskrat had vowed to go to "war" on the issue & told one critic on X to go "fuck yourself in the face" · scientists are hoping to grow plants on the moon to feed astronauts · Professor Geoffrey Hinton, the 'Godfather of AI,' shortens odds new tech will wipe out human race · Putain apologizes for Azerbaijani plane crash, but won't say if it was shot down · Aussie construction giant collapses leaving 1,300 apartments worth an eye-watering $1.5billion unfinished · hui, protests, kotahitanga, and a new Kuini — a historic year for Māoridom.