Friday, March 06, 2015

The Jesuit ficcione

As a parting gift, Ignatius
Loyola offered him either
an Antonov An-225 Mriya
or a white Gibson Les
Paul. Francis Xavier chose

the guitar. Certainly, the
Antonov would have
made the journey to Japan
far quicker than the long
sea voyage, but, as always,

Xavier was looking to the
future: & the Gibson would be
a drawcard accompaniment to
The Jesuit Word he intended
to lay down in Kagoshima.

Thursday, March 05, 2015

the manuscript

Wednesday, March 04, 2015

wednesday newstrip

An Auckland dairy company says that though the Australian coal industry is competing aggressively it will not be taking over the New Zealand infant formula industry ∙ a young elephant was shot & feasted on by 20,000 cyclone victims written down to a shadow of their former value at the Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe's $1M 91st birthday bash ∙ three big mining companies that had eaten wild mushrooms forced the Sunday night Melbourne-to-Perth Jetstar flight to turn back after about an hour in the air ∙ nearly 100,000 Kiwis have given up the booze in the past five years as their parents juggle multiple jobs to make ends meet ∙ Foreign Minister Julie Bookshop nodded off during Prom Minister Toe Knee Ass-Bit's speech to the Australia New Zealand Leadership Forum in New Zealand.

Tuesday, March 03, 2015

A line from Kurt Schwitters

Even though the U.S. military paid
millions for this retro classic frame
fused with futuristic technology,
there are disadvantages in having

an equation in the form y = mx + b.
Chemical hazards are present; &,
despite success in other mammals,
it remains difficult to successfully in-

tercept feral swamp buffalo in their
continued invasion of adult stem
cells. Nothing, in any material, can
prevent an explosion of synonyms.

Monday, March 02, 2015

Today the
postman brought
me the large-print
edition of Life in
The Fast Lane

Sunday, March 01, 2015

the highway

Saturday, February 28, 2015


Madame Cézanne sits
in a yellow chair. Im-
itation & illusion. Painted
geometrics over brocade.
Vera Wang. Dire Straits
live from São Paulo.
Life in the carioca city.

Friday, February 27, 2015


                                           Threadlike linear strands 
                                                             of DNA underneath the 
                                                  windscreen crop the image 

                                                                   in both rectangular & 
                                     circular ways. Esta es la 
                                                      primera versión de este 

                                     mercado, but intact 
                                                                 schizont antigens return
                                              for the seventh time.

Thursday, February 26, 2015

the part

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

wednesday newstrip

Khloe & Kim Kardashian are safe after using the same antioxidant that keeps goldfish gold & flamingos pink, The Biggest Loser trainer Michelle Bridges says ∙ Prom Minister Toe Knee Ass-Bit has refused to answer questions about whether he slipped through the net of security agencies who continued to believe he fell outside the top 400 terror threats despite 18 calls to the national security hotline in the days leading to the Lindt cafe siege ∙ New Zealand's biggest political sex scandal slid off a road & into a ditch on Saturday ∙ Toe Knee Ass-Bit believes that unless you unilaterally invade Iraq to take on the Islamic State terrorist group, you're going nowhere in your quest to be in the right head space, to lead a healthier life ∙ Australia is caught in the fallout of a TV expose after taking ownership of a company previously accused of shonky loan deals.

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

jamjaruary jaunts

@ won des laits







Monday, February 23, 2015

A line from Pliny the Elder

Hyperlapse photography of the
Brooklyn Bridge was / moment-
arily over-shadowed by some
brilliant what-if scenarios

proposed by / counterfeit disc
jockeys who eschewed a pre-
arranged set of movements &
thrusts in favor of / gait man-

ipulation instigated by a non-
clinical group of people affected
by / both biases & severe allergic
reactions to pure adrenaline.

Sunday, February 22, 2015


Saturday, February 21, 2015

geographies: Chappaquiddick

She wore out
the rubber, then
hit a motorcycle
with separate hot &
cold taps. It was like
emptying a pebble from a
shoe. This is a ball park estimate
but the assumption that the sheep are
neither pregnant nor lactating means that
having a robust & attractive website is para-

Friday, February 20, 2015

Just out

as an e-book from Lars Palm's Swirl Press

visible at /downloadable from, here.

Thursday, February 19, 2015


the latest
round-up of revolutionary

news from around
the globe,

announced that
Washington may or

may not have
been amongst

out by
a smart bomb

fired from a
drone as

the Delaware.
Authorities say DNA

evidence is required
for positive

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

wednesday newstrip

Prom Minister Toe Knee Ass-Bit has flagged further efforts aimed at securing Australia's borders amid growing concerns about an outbreak of Hepatitis A caused by frozen berries imported from China ∙ Ass-Bit also called on Australian farmers to put aside their pride, jealousy, & self-interest & instead exercise charity by carrying out the executions of the Bali Nine drug smugglers ∙ a young man found stabbed to death in western Sydney illustrates the risks involved with imported food, police believe ∙ the female judges of The X Factor warn of terrorism attacks if nine-year-old Milla Brown, who was born a girl, but loves Batman, & rocks a short haircut, asks the world to call him a boy.

Monday, February 16, 2015

the canyon

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Celestial Muscles

The most superficial, most
Yáng system, mimics

Kim Kardashian's facial
expression & stylish top-

knot, & comes from the
merger of ordinary bonnet

needles & Alexei Nemov's
fit gymnast body as he steps

out for the Prince's Trust
Awards in a stunning LBD.

Friday, February 13, 2015