Thursday, April 24, 2014

geographies: Carson National Park

First we look for a
few extra hints—
a clever move if
you're a rock music
fan. Then we answer

a rhetorical musical
question— how many
protesters threw
“punches & ice chunks”
at police? Finally we

debate the long-term
trends these numbers
represent. Do they
mean it will rain in
Los Alamos tomorrow?

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

wernesday newstrip

Opposition Leader Bill Shortening wants to give rank-&-file members replicas of William Shakespeare's annotated dictionary ∙ the ground crew at Kahului Airport in Maui noticed the Australian government's chief electronic spy wandering the tarmac, dazed & confused ∙ researchers say they have identified the squidgy mass of grey in the middle of space as a confusing lump of moral ambiguities & disappointment ∙ the National Zoo in Washington, D.C. has warned that top business executives do not fully appreciate the complexity & danger of threats they are now facing from trying to avoid evolving genes linked to low pain ∙ two people were shot & injured by a new Internet service that delivers 1 gigabit per second download speeds to households ∙ a boy didn't invent the idea of the reusable rocket ∙ Sherpas have closed Everest to commercial climbing amid mounting anger over pay & conditions.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

geographies: Gdansk

Skeptics say there is
no easy way to test

claims that any loosely
defined subset of furry

ponchos, fur-lined flip-
flops, & sweater sets

adorned with broaches
will continue to float

when cream is added
to the pumpkin broth.

Monday, April 21, 2014

recycledposted

Today the
postman brought
me the Lone
Ranger & Tonto. Ex-
cept the Lone Ranger
is now no longer
alone because
he is in touch
with his inner self
& Tonto is a psychic
from the sub-
continent & not a
Native American
sidekick. Damn
these shades of
grey. Whatever
happened to black
& white, even
when / in color?
I blame Alan Ladd,
playing Shane with
a small man
syndrome. & Gary
Cooper, the tall
silent one who
learnt to talk &
went off to mix it
with the likes of
Picasso. Wasn't a
virgin Quaker bride
enough for him? You
could see it coming
as it neared high
noon. The hero as
a man in black. Do not
forsake me, I begged
him. Obviously
he didn't listen.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

AssBit the AssGrabber



picture purloined from the ABC

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Fata Morgana

We're sorry, but Cape
Tribulation's weather
report is unavailable
right now. All of our
staff are out fighting
a fire in the federal
government's under-
ground nuclear waste
repository in south-
eastern New Mexico.

     ±

F. Engels has been
studying bellydance
since 1997. At this
time he has on black
form-fitting ankle-
length leggings with
modules consisting
of multiple images,
cliffs & buildings, &
hydro-thermal vent
areas, on the sides.

     ±

To finish the week-
end off, dinner with
some old friends &,
after, this amazing
gelato made from an
all natural Russian
karaoke machine.

     ±

Molok® containers can
be used to capture a
variety of waste types.

Molok®, in whom I
dream angels with
breastplates as of fire &

of hyacinth & of brim-
stone. Did this mirage
help sink the Titanic?

     ±

Friday, April 18, 2014

geographies: Upper Barratta


Thursday, April 17, 2014

The ability of estradiol

I'm curious about this.
                An increased ability to smell. 
I do the elliptical every day for an hour. 
                I look at how seventh chords are constructed. 
I try to always burn 800 calories. 
                Including new headworks, micro strainer, 
I wonder how long it's possible to maintain 
                replacement air blower, additional phosphorus. 
exercise so that the same amount of calories 
                In contrast to most irrigation districts.
is burned per hour as you lose weight? 
                Have I missed some nuance in logic here?

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

wednesday newstrip

A busty Sports Illustrated model has been identified as a former 'grand dragon' of the Carolina Knights of the Ku Klux Klan ∙ possible black box signals likely to be hyped as the next super food ∙ the Federal Government took part in a little funny sketch about the deep pollution cuts recommended in the latest report by the United Nations panel on climate change ∙ a slow-moving robot accused of going on a deadly shooting spree ∙ if hemp seed does get the green light, Jewish facilities in Kansas are giving little sign that they will sign up.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

some march mallows

from won des laits.

discontext

frotteurge

insertify

astromisnomer

distaut

outlore

unsurerection

mssing

Monday, April 14, 2014

One sort of Pacific Cruise . . .


The past, present, & future track of what is currently category 1 (the lowest) Cyclone Ita. Actually started further to the right, on the other side of the Solomon Islands, as a tropical low that brought massive flooding to that area. Developed into a category 4 by the time it reached Australia, & has retained its cyclone categorization despite being over land for some time. Passed over us yesterday — we're the second (1) above the little doobilacky that shows where it currently is. Lots of rain, strong winds, but nothing destructive for us.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

3 production lines help

We offer a range of eco-
friendly paper goods
& guitardriven noisepop

centered around the
vegetable-based meat
flavors created in our

highly efficient manu-
facturing unit. We're
not a one trick pony.

Saturday, April 12, 2014

geographies: Arnhem Land

Modern Living & The
Ancient Way of Life

is a boutique fund
manager focused on

delivering long white
sandy beaches & azure

waters to researchers
tracking feral cats.

Friday, April 11, 2014

geographies: Charlie's Hill


Wednesday, April 09, 2014

wednesday newstrip

A man with a dragon tattoo is wanted for questioning over the murder of a Qantas plane in Adelaide ∙ at least four people are seriously injured after a vehicle crashed into a European bumblebee ∙ Australians are drinking less, but opting for better quality melted polar ice caps ∙ the latest data from the Hubble space telescope has shown that claims by big tobacco that more cigarettes are being sold & fewer people are quitting since plain packaging laws were introduced are just "junk science" ∙ Iceland's prime minister is unconcerned about possible extinction after a speech in which he said his Arctic island was full of Russian factory workers bathing in milk.

Sunday, April 06, 2014

geographies: Crystal Brook


Saturday, April 05, 2014

Today the
postman brought
me a framed
reproduction
of Washington
Irving Crossing
The Delaware
.
"What's wrong
with the pict-
ure?" he asked
when I questioned
its provenance.

Wednesday, April 02, 2014

wednesday newstrip

A warship wearing women's burqas has been on the run since evading police on Sunday ∙ a national campaign to teach parents how to use giant cuttlefish safely is being developed by the Queensland Office of Fair Trading ∙ non-essential lights retrieved by a Chinese ship will slink off & die once this year's Mardi Gras is over ∙ the Taliban have stitched up the rights to sell quick-fix diets, exercise fads, & obsession over bathroom scales ∙ the honeymoon period for gay and lesbian couples crashed into a tree & burned ∙ Labor is trialling community black box detection in five seats.

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

spring tide, Boonah


Saturday, March 29, 2014

geographies: Havilah