Thursday, July 16, 2009

Hey, please, get off of my cloud


Probably only the fabled Prieuré du Sion has guarded its secrets as closely as The Cloud Appreciation Society. Now some of its members, tired of the secrecy, have decided to open their texts and visions to the world. In this slim volume, edited by Márton Koppány and Nico Vassilakis, we see for the first time what has previously been hidden in the clouds.

Apparently, The Cloud Appreciation Society doesn't appreciate people who appreciate The Cloud Appreciation Society. I have received an email from Lulu saying they were withdrawing the above book from their lists. The why came in response to my email asking what was going on. I've extracted from them below. The first paragraph is from the second email.
"We have been contacted by Gavin Pretor-Pinney of the The Cloud Appreciation Society. He has informed us that this book is not affiliated with The Cloud Appreciation Society in any way. Your book also contains images taken, without permission, from their website."

"As a result, we have removed your content from availability, as per our Membership Agreement, which states 'Lulu reserves the right to refuse to permit your publication on the Site of any Content that Lulu, in its sole discretion, deems in violation of the terms and conditions set forth above.'"


Regards,
Questionable Content Team, Lulu.com

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Silkworm Faeces

Dr. Chen he say:
桑蠶屎可以是最有利諧調和溫暖中部區域。
發行拉緊并且鎮定頭腦。

That is just so! I, first son of Dr. Chen, now translate into the English for our American friends. He say:
"The silkworm excrements may be harmonizes advantageously with the warmth middle the region. And release tautness calm brains."

Tautness brains become so calm as in picture of shrine temple. This benefit only come with most beneficial Chinese medicine herbs. You are ordering them now. American friend, if you want tautness calm brains just order Bombycis faeces now! Get warmth middle soonest possible with these fine excrements. Dr. Chen is always guarantee best outcome. Silkworms feed upon the leaves only of the mulberry tree, and most pure are their excrements. For centuries past have the concubines of emperors used these faeces to strengthen warm middles and to prolong moments of clouds-and-rain. The mind is eased. The spirit is oxygenated. The teeth become white, the navel becomes shapely, the nostrils open.
porbetrayal

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Fallow turtles

Five to 10 analysts believe
that Pyongyang possesses
five to 10 nuclear devices,
cavernous synth-infused
high energy bangers
which follow the same
migratory paths as
biodiversity from an

economic perspective
or hydrogen gas released
from a pool of urine when
a special nickel electrode
is introduced & an
electrical current applied.

A further bookish note

Lars Palm's comment on my post about local bookstores has reminded me that I found a recent Sara Paretsky novel, Bleeding Kansas—not a crime novel, btw—on the discount/remaindered table at the local newsagent.

A single copy. First & only time I'd seen the book for sale in town.

Monday, July 13, 2009

prêt à porter

In a vacuum, in
the ultimate truth,
in a stainless steel dome
whose handles have been
painted black, no. Universal
companion animal registration
is the future of the European welfare
state. To get the switched dancers back
as a sashayed couple, obtain a pen register
or a trap and trace order. Unfortunately the
iconic mother-on-the-run law in Ireland allows
for that. Interpretable waveforms have all sold out.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Six years ago,

when we moved to Rockhampton, there were three bookshops in town—two Angus & Robertson shops, one Collins, no independents. The major bookstore chain in Australia, Dymocks, had no presence here, &, given their commercial acumen, that in itself was probably a strong indicator of the state of the local market.

Within three years, we were down to one bookstore, a single Angus & Robertson. Collins, which was probably the pick of the three in a general sense, went first, followed by the A&R on the north side of the river which was my favorite because their standard selection of books was augmented with titles chosen by someone who actually read more than the bestseller list & believed there may be others out there who also did.

My memories from Sydney are that Dymocks stocked everything, Collins occupied a sort of respectable niche within the market, & A&R tended to wear the Aussie blue singlet. You could say their shop in Rockhampton is accessorized with footy shorts (Google it if you have to: I refuse to add a link or even talk about them) & socks. Their selection of plays & poetry in its entirety is the Complete Works of William Shakespeare.

(I must mention, in the interests of fairness, that the local outlets of the two major department store chains also carry a limited range of books, usually at an up to 30% discount which is why I visit them; there are also a couple of newsagents that carry books; & then there's the local secondhand book store that categorizes not by genre but by gender—female writers, male writers.)

Detective stories are my great love, & though there is a reasonable selection carried in The Last Remaining Bookstore, the bulk of it is by writers whom I don't like. Of those I do, Lee Child, Ian Rankin & Michael Connelly make it, Robert Crais, John Sandford & James Lee Burke sometimes, people like Laurie R. King never. What it means, though, is that there is little chance of browsing the shelves & finding a writer who, on closer inspection, you just might like.

Unless it's in the remainder bin that sits in the front of the shop. Books that come there have never sat on the shelves that surround them, but from some warehouse somewhere that dispatches them in job lots seemingly based on size & no other criteria. I always sort through the books there, occasionally buying something that seems to have promise. I've come away with some crap, but I've also discovered Don Winslow & two quite gritty English authors, Graham Hurley & Stuart MacBride. My usual journey after that is to visit the secondhand shop to see if there's anything else by them there, & then on to Amazon to acquire the back—or forward—catalog.

James Lee Burke is, like Ian Rankin, someone whose writing transcends the category of crime fiction. His major character is a Louisiana detective called Dave Robicheaux who has an adopted daughter, Alafair. So when I found in the remainder bin a crime novel by someone called Alafair Burke, my first thought was quelle coincidence. & then I read the spiel on the author inside the book &, yea, verily, she was the daughter of the aforementioned JLB. Writes differently; the book I came across, Judgment Calls, was her first novel & a little raw, but I liked what she was doing, &, now that I've read her following four novels—two obtained via A&R, two via Amazon—would recommend her most strongly.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

geographies: Memphis

If the voice of your
custom-made talking
Teddy Bear strikes
you as a bit too cold
& impersonal to send
to deployed military
or distant families, then
perhaps a portable
GPS navigation unit
pre-loaded with over
a dozen songs will be
more to your liking,
especially when, for
only a further $5.95,
you can also get a
genuine 14th Century
illuminated manuscript
done by Irish monks
that offers indispensable
information about the
blues birthplaces, juke
joints, & crossroads
of the Mississippi Delta.

Friday, July 10, 2009

birding my time


The Bird Flies Away
unsigned lithograph by Joan Míro (1952)

I spend a lot of time out of the house. It's not that I'm an outdoors person, just a heavy smoker who doesn't smoke inside. Haven't done for at least 15 years now, fortunate that both the house in Sydney & the house here have had large front porches & covered areas at the back.

I excuse myself on the grounds that I need a break from the computer, or I need contemplation time. But that's crap. The truth is that I've always smoked when I wrote or worked at a desk, was renowned for having up to three half-smoked cigarettes burning away in the ashtray at the same time. Plus another one in my mouth. I used to go through 60 a day, now I'm down to about 20 thanks to smokefree homes, offices, restaurants, etc. But a relevant epitaph for me will be "He wrote, he smoked."

Where I smoke here — upstairs, downstairs — depends on time of day, wind direction, where I am & what I'm doing in the house, whether there's a lot of sun, too much, or not enough. So yesterday afternoon, after lunch, I was out the front when my "contemplation" was disturbed by the noise of a couple of magpie larks. They've thin reedy voices, totally unmelodic, the avian equivalent of yapping dogs, & this time they were at high pitch. Looked up to see them giving a kookaburra shit, possibly some territorial thing or maybe they just don't like kookaburras.

The kookaburra was at first unmoved; but then other birds started arriving, attracted by the clamor of the magpie larks. Noisy miners — the name says it all; no redeeming features, extremely territorial birds, well-known for driving other native species away — arrived, about 16 of them. & then half a dozen or so blue-eyed olive-backed orioles — features as above — came to join the party.

So there's this treeful of birds, all but one of them shrieking their heads off. Jumping from branch to branch, circling around, getting close to, above, below, the kookaburra. It remained stoic, moved its head around to see what the hell was going on, then went back to staring into space.

Five minutes of this, full on. Then the noisy miners moved off in 16 different directions, followed a minute or so later by the orioles which tended to stick together. The magpie larks kept on yammering for another couple of minutes, then they too grew tired of it all & moved away.

Leaving the kookaburra, still unfazed by it all. It took a look around to make sure everything else had left, & you could almost see a grin come to its face & the fuck you lot thought pass through its mind. Talk about attitude.

So now I know where the phrase "giving someone the bird" comes from......even if they don't have fingers.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Oviposition

Something about
territorial imperatives.
Or. The equivalence
of given words, the
presence/absence of
tonal hierarchy. Other-
             wise, why do
algorithms exist?

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Recounting Numbers

The car clock reads 2:47, the tripmeter the same w/out the colon. If I keep on traveling at the 60kph speed limit distance will never overtake time. I put my foot down.

Replaying,

as helicopters shake the house a dozen times a day, & passenger planes with unfamiliar liveries fly off in directions where there is / no airport for 2000+ kilometres.....
In Conspiracy City

I barely blink when the
fighter-jets come
screaming down
the valley

or when I see
a line of
Black Hawk helicopters
precisely perforating
the sky

but the midnight
entrances & exits
of transport planes

the small
signs
on the
highway

telegraph posts
pointing
the brown convoy
in this direction
the blue
in that

make
me wonder
when the pre-
emptive strike
is coming.

& this
is only a
whisper
of what it’s
like to live
in fear.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Natural reactions



After
long
periods
of no-

rain, the
trees
lose their
leaves

no matter
what the
season. The
Military

Police
set up shop
around the
corner

from the
strip-club.