geographies: Brandon

geographies: Zanesville

Two & a half
thousand denture
patients spend

more than one
billion Euros
every year

collecting
imagery from
space because

they don't
want to pay
the earth.

InterNaPwoWriMo

was last month, was International Pwoermd Writing Month. & some pwoermds from won des laits during that time are below

contnets

suppernatural

dΩme

brillain't

innonsequential

powerm

wnidow

alt-ctrl-er

thend

The dick who thinks

he will be Australia's next Prime Minister.

Simplistic in the extreme, cro-magnonesque perhaps, producer of simplistic pamphlets that he calls "books" but which, as the photos below the photos below show,

are too complex for his tiny brain. So he downsizes, first to simplex slogans

& then reduced even further, to the only thing he can get his brain around, a branded coffee shop takeaway container.

Yes, this is Tony Abbott, a dickhead who needs

to wear budgie-smugglers to find the head of his dick.

Grafton Bridge Revisited

geographies: Corio

tuesday newstrip

Celebrity stunts gone wrong • Twelve shot at US Mother's Day parade • A man beaten to death last week in Volgograd, south Russia, was the victim of a homophobic gang • The ARIA Singles Chart will again use foreign aid money to capture solar eclipse • 3D printed guns are reportedly too scary to pay for the care of asylum seekers • Robin Thicke has scored his first Australian No.1 with New Threats Emerge From Syria • The Greens will move to block federal funding for the anti-soy zeitgeist permeating the culinary & coffee-loving world.

Series Magritte #242

The New Years

In the closed circles of
psychic apparati, exposed
navels emphasize the
rural-urban rift. It is
from this dark rift that
the winter solstice sun

will emerge, offering
a single world with a
dichotomy of semantics
in which objects co-exist
with primitive types. More
problematic in theory

than in practice, it tends
towards a reductionist
framework. On the day
of the second new moon
after the December solstice
the new years begin.

A line from Alex Rodriguez

I think it's funny that
the Republican Reps
& Senators are fighting
within their own party.

After all, they do have
jobs, even though that
requires an alarm
clock in the morning &

remembering to check
all the pockets in their
team uniforms prior
to putting them in the

wash when they get
back home at night. I'm
going to the doctor on
Wednesday for my

Nuchal Translucency test,
have to drive six hours
to get there to get it done,
so don't mess with my

clothes. You can still
order pizzas from the
shop next door. I didn't
inherit money from my

mother even though I
would put on as many
pieces of her jewelry as
I could. My head tilts

slowly, doglike, to one
side. I have to say, I don't
think they have the same
flair when worn by a girl.

geographies: Neerim