the epitome of the German punk community
serves, subject to rational
analysis, that a giant radio-
active sea creature threatens
the merger between the Yoox
& Net-a-Porter shopping apps.
today / the postman / tomorrow the world
We've handpicked the best bits,
in colors that feel comfortable
in second-hand shops & so
won't affect the shopping ex-
perience. Even a sectarian
militant organization like ours
can be an ethical & sustainable
company, & we've always had
really good style. Remember,
when buying transitional pieces,
to think elastic waistbands. They
have a calming effect when used.
The disarray was as I
had remembered it. Cables
everywhere, a mottled
black bag as stand-in for
the black flag of anarchy.
I designed this pattern for
involving several protest
groups. Social disorder
as a procedural device.
An Indian woman has endured a horrifying 12 hours after DoNut T®ump crawled up her nose & into her skull · the Treasurer of Australia, Scat Maricón, brought a lump of coal to Parliament question time. When asked why, he claimed it was less addictive than coke · a man who mistook the Melbourne police Air Wing helicopter for DoNut T®ump has been arrested after allegedly shining a laser into the aircraft · over the past three years, Australia has fallen from 30th position to 57th place in the world for average peak internet speeds, beaten by countries including New Zealand, Thailand, & Indonesia, & several distant planets · the Precedent has nuked the German state of Nordrhein-Westfalen for treating his daughter Ivanka 'unfairly' by dropping her fashion line because it was no longer selling · NASA has come up with a new model for figuring out whether DoNut T®ump could be considered habitable.
Spandex should be air-dried since
it takes months—sometimes years—to
lose moisture when a rotating-wire-
type laser beam analyzer is used.
DoNut T®ump's energetic performance berating Australian Pram Minister Malcontent Turnipball caused his boob to fall out – not that it stopped him from putting on an amazing show · the Precedent told a prayer breakfast that, to promote hair growth, he takes a prostate drug found on an ancient & lost continent lurking beneath the island of Mauritius · US Defense Secretary Stained Mattress has started his first trip abroad by reassuring Arnold Schwarzenegger that his position at the helm of The Apprentice is still safe & that he still has the United States' continued support · NASA astronaut Scott Kelly returns from space younger than he left · radio shock jock Howard Stern has opined that the impact of being commander-in-chief would be detrimental to the Precedent's mental health, if he had any.