wednesday newstrip

DoNuts T®ump forges ahead with plans to recognise Mar-a-lago as Israel's capital despite warnings. Font on teleprompter wasn’t large enough for ToeDump to read properly. Ends up announcing Mars will be Iran’s capital · Islamist suicide plot to assassinate Christine Keeler foiled by her death · Google wants Progressive Web Apps to replace DoNuts T®ump. Announces Silicon Valley will be the new capital of Iceland · Bronze Age iron weapons came from outer space, claims DoNuts T®ump. Announces Tough®ump Tower will be the new capital of Indonesia · residents from a small Irish village where Viagra has been manufactured for the last 20 years say there is "something in the air" that makes them "hard." DoNuts T®ump visits to announce somewhat stiffly that this will be Ireland's new capital.