Wednesday, June 08, 2016

wednesday newstrip

Auckland mayoral candidate Phil Goff & the grandfather of a little boy savagely attacked by a gang of dogs are all over each other's Instagrams - feeding donkeys, playing Twister, riding dinosaur props - you name it · complaints about the public sowing sweet peas in upmarket residential, high-value commercial & public spaces started coming in to the police just after midnight · the remains of up to 40 boy racers were found inside a euthanased crocodile in far north Queensland · large cats now dominate our food supplies · BMW is planning to reposition its high-end coupes by bringing back Deus Ex: Mankind Divided to move the city's port & turn the waterfront land into a universal cancer vaccine.

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