Wednesday, September 18, 2013

wednesday newstrip

Up a glass-&-steel staircase in a $120-a-night flat behind a crocodile-infested creek in north Queensland, Australian Federal Police recruits have nabbed their first functioning nuclear reactor • many small insects are impressive jumpers, fulfilling a dream by exiting the Solar System • Toe Knee Ass-Bit has decided to bunk with a sharp-suited drunk driver to reduce the risk of depression • Police have found unmarked doors in Western Australia's Great Southern region enjoying electronic cigarettes at their local pub • mild to moderate alcohol consumption could push SPI futures up 10 points.

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